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title: What an AI agent reads on Bar XS · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/xsmalarkey.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Bar XS

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [xsmalarkey.com](http://www.xsmalarkey.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

875

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: XS Malarkey – Award Winning Comedy since 1997 · language en-US. First 875 of 875 characters:

```
XS Malarkey – Award Winning Comedy since 1997 Skip to content About Contact Award Winning Comedy since 1997 Merch Gigs Award Winning Comedy since 1997 Navigation Menu Navigation Menu About Contact Merch Gigs BREAKING: XS MALARKEY FINDS A NEW HOME AT 53TWO MANCHESTER Welcome to XS Malarkey. We’re a not-for-profit comedy club, hosted every week by our glorious leader Toby Hadoke and run by a group of comedy nerds, focused on bringing a diverse array of comic delights to Manchester and building a wonderful community of lovely, laughter-loving weirdos. If you’re a member, it costs just £3, but it’s still only £6 if you’re a ‘normal’ person too. Find us every Tuesday, 8pm, at 53Two (Arch, 19 Watson St, Manchester, M3 4LP, England). Doors at 7.30. Book Tickets x © XS Malarkey 1997-2024 IDST Photos by Lee Allen TICKETS DONATE MERCH Facebook Twitter Twitch Instagram Mail
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a page on another site xsmalarkey.bigcartel.com/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey](https://www.wegottickets.com/xsmalarkey) | booking | an unrecognised third party |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```