# Squirrel: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://wearesquirrel.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/wearesquirrel.com
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Squirrel's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-15 (origin timeout). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Squirrel, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +44 20 7589 9333

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server did not answer requests coming from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking it. A real browser was tried as well and got http_522.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
2862 of 2929 in London. Top 98% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 88% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 91% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 64% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Khan's of Kensington (D, 26 m, https://directindex.org/r/khansofkensington.co.uk); Apero Restaurant (C, 35 m, https://directindex.org/r/ampersandhotel.com); Shoty (F, 39 m, https://directindex.org/r/shoty.co.uk); La Trattoria by Alfredo Russo (C, 63 m, https://directindex.org/r/starhotels.com); Quinta (B, 67 m, https://directindex.org/r/quintapupusas.com); Pizzetta (D, 68 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzettapizza.com); Mama Pho (C, 69 m, https://directindex.org/r/mamapho.co.uk); Eli's (A, 71 m, https://directindex.org/r/elisrestaurant.co.uk); Ben's Cookies (D, 83 m, https://directindex.org/r/benscookies.com); Leo's Bistro (F, 83 m, https://directindex.org/r/leosbistro.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Squirrel in London

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 2929 | 58% | 42% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London: Akatuki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akatuki.co.uk); Aki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akilondon.com); Alexander The Great (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/alexanderthegreatgreekrestaurant.co.uk); Ara Restaurant (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ararestaurant.co.uk); Arianna Trattoria Romana (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ariannarestaurant.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Squirrel, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/wearesquirrel.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Fr 07:30-21:00; Sa,Su 09:30-21:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +44 20 7589 9333

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/wearesquirrel.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/wearesquirrel.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=wearesquirrel.com&force=1