# Wasted Wives Llc: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.wastedwives.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/wastedwives.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Wasted Wives Llc's website on 2026-10-24 (origin timeout). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Wasted Wives Llc's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Address: 3521 V St NE, 20018-1530, Washington

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Wasted Wives Llc that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Wine Concierge (10 m): https://directindex.org/r/thewineconcierge.co
- Tropical Smoothie Cafe (670 m): https://directindex.org/r/tropicalsmoothiecafe.com
- Fun It Up (1.9 km): https://directindex.org/r/busytourist.com
- Zeke's Coffee of DC (1.9 km): https://directindex.org/r/zekescoffeedc.com
- Atlas Brew Works (2 km): https://directindex.org/r/atlasbrewworks.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server didn't answer requests from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking them. A real browser tried too and got http_522.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
680 of 684 in Washington, DC cafes and bars. Top 99% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 96% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 48% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 23% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Wine Concierge (B, 7 m, https://directindex.org/r/thewineconcierge.co); Tropical Smoothie Cafe (B, 670 m, https://directindex.org/r/tropicalsmoothiecafe.com); Small Planes Coffee (C, 1199 m, https://directindex.org/r/smallplanescoffee.com); The Scene (F, 1328 m, https://directindex.org/r/thescenedc.com); Fun It Up (D, 1883 m, https://directindex.org/r/busytourist.com); Zeke's Coffee of DC (D, 1887 m, https://directindex.org/r/zekescoffeedc.com); Nidos (F, 1895 m, https://directindex.org/r/nido-dc.com); Atlas Brew Works (C, 2001 m, https://directindex.org/r/atlasbrewworks.com); Throw Social (A, 2186 m, https://directindex.org/r/throwsocialdc.com); Kick Axe Throwing (D, 2202 m, https://directindex.org/r/kickaxe.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Wasted Wives Llc in Washington, DC cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars | 684 | 51% | 30% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Washington, DC cafes and bars: 801 Restaurant and Bar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/801dc.com); Astro Beer Hall (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/astrobeerhall.com); Barkada Wine Bar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barkadawinebar.com); Dacha Beer Garden (Navy Yard) (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/dachabeergarden.com); Proper Bar (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/properbar.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Wasted Wives Llc, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/wastedwives.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

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