# Nightmares on 47th street: Agent-Direct Score F (0%) Site: https://nightmares-on-wax.bleepstores.com Report: https://directindex.org/r/warp.net Scanned: 2026-10-23 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) The scanner couldn't reach Nightmares on 47th street's website on 2026-10-23 (http 202). Rescans are free. AI assistants can't open Nightmares on 47th street's website, so they go by what other sites say about it. ## Direct links - Phone: +17735654028 - Address: 4311 W 47th St, 60632-4403, Chicago ## Nearby, also direct Places near Nightmares on 47th street that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Shotay's (10 m): https://directindex.org/r/shortsbrewing.com - Red Barrel Restaurant (920 m): https://directindex.org/r/redbarrelchicago.com - Rainbow Boba Tea (1.1 km): https://directindex.org/r/rainbowbobatea.com - Zoe's Patio (1.7 km): https://directindex.org/r/zoespatiochicago.com - Caffé Vita (2.4 km): https://directindex.org/r/caffevita.com ## What to fix first - **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_202. ## Already right - Nothing. ## Where it stands 1458 of 1569 in Chicago cafes and bars. Top 93% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 97% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 97% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 42% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 32% | no | Nearest places in the index: Shotay's (A, 6 m, https://directindex.org/r/shortsbrewing.com); Illinois Bar & Grill On 47th (F, 327 m, https://directindex.org/r/illinoisbarandgrill.com); Red Barrel Restaurant (B, 916 m, https://directindex.org/r/redbarrelchicago.com); Rainbow Boba Tea (C, 1119 m, https://directindex.org/r/rainbowbobatea.com); Dom Podhalan (F, 1135 m, https://directindex.org/r/zppa.org); Starbucks Coffee Company (F, 1179 m, https://directindex.org/r/starbucks.ca); Zoe's Patio (A, 1690 m, https://directindex.org/r/zoespatiochicago.com); MaddAnthonys Bar & Grill (F, 1906 m, https://directindex.org/r/maddanthonysbar.com); Razpachos Neveria (F, 1987 m, https://directindex.org/r/razpachos.com); Caffé Vita (C, 2368 m, https://directindex.org/r/caffevita.com). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Chicago cafes and bars and named 60 places. Nightmares on 47th street wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/chicago-cafes-bars/recommended ## Businesses like Nightmares on 47th street in Chicago cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Chicago cafes and bars | 1569 | 48% | 26% | 0% | The best of the businesses of the same kind in Chicago cafes and bars: 101 Patio . Bar . Rooftop (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/labellachicago.com); Almost Home Tavern & Grill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/almosthometavern.com); Angie's Sports Bar & Pizzeria (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/angiespizzas.com); Beatnik (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/beatnikchicago.com); Cafe Cremerie (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/cafecremerie.com). ## The direct record What agents get for Nightmares on 47th street, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/warp.net - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: none on record - Phone: +17735654028 ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 0 | 25 | | Readable | 0 | 25 | | Actionable | 0 | 30 | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Not measured for this scan. - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/warp.net/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/warp.net/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=warp.net&force=1