# The UPSIDE cafe: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://upsidecafe.nl
Report: https://directindex.org/r/upsidecafe.nl
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The UPSIDE cafe's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-16 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of The UPSIDE cafe, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +31 70 3602796

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright, which usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser was tried as well and got challenge:title.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
508 of 509 in The Hague. Top 100% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 92% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 55% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 14% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Koemans Snacks & Broodjes (C, 48 m, https://directindex.org/r/koemanssnacks.nl); By Angelo (A, 54 m, https://directindex.org/r/byangelo.nl); De Freule (B, 66 m, https://directindex.org/r/defreule.nu); Pizza Napoli (C, 214 m, https://directindex.org/r/bestelnapoli.nl); L'Oro di Napoli (F, 332 m, https://directindex.org/r/lorodinapoli.nl); Palembang (C, 356 m, https://directindex.org/r/palembangindonesischrestaurant.nl); Buza (B, 451 m, https://directindex.org/r/restaurant-buza.com); Kleurhap (F, 497 m, https://directindex.org/r/kleurdenhaag.nl); Veggies on Fire (B, 555 m, https://directindex.org/r/veggiesonfire.nl); Bar & Restaurant SEB (B, 582 m, https://directindex.org/r/restaurantseb.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like The UPSIDE cafe in The Hague

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in The Hague | 509 | 60% | 38% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in The Hague: Al Hayat (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/restaurantalhayat.nl); Anaya Foods (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/anayafoods.nl); ChouChou (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/chouchou.nl); Deluca (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/de-luca.nl); Hanzade Çiğköfte (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/hanzadecigkofte.nl).

## The direct record
What agents get for The UPSIDE cafe, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/upsidecafe.nl
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo 11:00-17:00; Tu-Sa 10:00-17:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +31 70 3602796

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/upsidecafe.nl/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/upsidecafe.nl/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=upsidecafe.nl&force=1