# UNREAL: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://unreal-cafe.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/unreal-cafe.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach UNREAL's website on 2026-10-21 (http 502). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open UNREAL's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +81662107070
- Address: Nishishinsaibashi, 2 Chome−6−7 S-front道頓堀 2F, 542-0086, 大阪市中央区

## Nearby, also direct
Places near UNREAL that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Centre M (20 m): https://directindex.org/r/accor.com
- Simulation Golf studio Bright (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/xsrv.jp

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_502.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1607 of 1880 in Osaka cafes and bars. Top 85% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 64% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 70% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 88% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 17% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Centre M (B, 15 m, https://directindex.org/r/accor.com); Bar 偽娘 (F, 38 m, https://directindex.org/r/weiniang.shop); 旬菜賀雅 (D, 46 m, https://directindex.org/r/koryori-syunsai-kaga.com); Simulation Golf studio Bright (D, 65 m, https://directindex.org/r/xsrv.jp); ファープレーン (D, 66 m, https://directindex.org/r/farplane.jp); Subterra Cocktail Bar (D, 69 m, https://directindex.org/r/subterraosaka.com); Shisha Cafe RAS Namba Store (C, 76 m, https://directindex.org/r/shisha-ras.com); エミュリボン (F, 79 m, https://directindex.org/r/aimyouribbon.com); Umiya Cafe (F, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/google.co.jp); ズルズル (F, 105 m, https://directindex.org/r/gramha.net).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

Recommended when people ask: "A cafe for breakfast near the centre tomorrow at 8." (ChatGPT)


## Named by ChatGPT for "A cafe for breakfast near the centre tomorrow at 8" in Osaka cafes and bars, October 2026
- "A cafe for breakfast near the centre tomorrow at 8." (2026-10-26): ChatGPT with a link to this site. https://directindex.org/city/osaka-cafes-bars/recommended/breakfast-cafe
Named by 1 of 3 assistants asked. Badge: https://directindex.org/badge/named/unreal-cafe.com.svg

## Businesses like UNREAL in Osaka cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Osaka cafes and bars | 1880 | 35% | 6% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Osaka cafes and bars: LOHE (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/lohe.jp); NaturalWine, Spice & Okonomiyaki Pasania- パセミヤ (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/pasania.osaka); takoyaki&bar poulpe たこ焼き&バー プルプ (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/takoyaki-poulpe.com); くさのね劇場 (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/kusanone-0912.com); こにし家 (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/konishi-osaka.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for UNREAL, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/unreal-cafe.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +81662107070

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/unreal-cafe.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/unreal-cafe.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=unreal-cafe.com&force=1