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title: What an AI agent reads on Ugly Men's Association Barber & Shave Shop · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/uglymens.com.au/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Ugly Men's Association Barber & Shave Shop

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [uglymens.com.au](http://uglymens.com.au/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

9,213

characters of text without JavaScript

Organization

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Ugly Men's Association Barber & Shave Shop · language en-US. First 1,800 of 9,213 characters:

```
Ugly Men's Association Barber & Shave Shop Skip to content HomeAboutServicesBarbers VouchersBrandsGalleryContact Menu HomeAboutServicesBarbersVouchersBrandsGalleryContact BOOK AN APPOINTMENT BOOK AN APPOINTMENT WHO WE ARE Ugly Men | Handsome Deeds We are a barbershop. Built in the basement. Our services acknowledge tradition, but are not trapped by it. We take pride in our craft and good conversation. Built with comfort and camaraderie in mind: we supply the drink, conduct the atmosphere and have you leaving ahead of the game. Bookings advised. Walk-ins welcome. WHAT WE DO CUTS Skin fade or pompadour perhaps? All men’s styles covered. WASHES Stay fresh and add an express facial or hair wash to your cut. SHAVES Classic cut-throat shave or custom beard shaping to your liking. PACKAGES Feeling Ugly? Lock in a tailored UMA hair and beard package. PRICE LIST Cuts Hair & Face Washes Shaves UMA Packages Cuts UMA Signature Cut Consult, tailored cut, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish. $ 60 35 minutes UMA Signature Skin Fade Consult, tailored skin fade, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish. $ 65 40 minutes UMA Long Hair, Shoulder length. Full scissors tailored Scissor cut, hot towel finish $ 75 40 minutes UMA Re-Style For long-to-short cuts or those wanting a big change (if it’s been over 6 weeks since your last cut). Consult, tailored cut, wash, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish $ 85 50 minutes Apprentice Cut first year apprentice cut with senior assistance. tailored cut, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish. $ 39 60 minutes Extra Care $ 12 Buzz Cut One clipper size, tapered, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish. $ 38 15 minutes Head Shave with Blade Full head shave: hot towel start, pre shave balm, lather, feather blade to the head, post
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | Organization |
| Name | Uglymens |
| Telephone | 0426655236 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ImageObject, ListItem, Organization, PropertyValueSpecification) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [booking.neko.software/?s=5ksSHyY9S1iF1eGqXJB21g%3D%3D](https://booking.neko.software/?s=5ksSHyY9S1iF1eGqXJB21g%3D%3D) | booking | an unrecognised third party |

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```json
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```