--- title: What an AI agent reads on UBQ Upstairs · The Direct Index url: https://directindex.org/r/ubqueer.com.au/agent-view?format=md --- [The Direct Index](https://directindex.org/) [Scanner](https://directindex.org/scan)[Cities](https://directindex.org/cities)[Rankings](https://directindex.org/rankings)[Search](https://directindex.org/search)[Guides](https://directindex.org/guides)[About](https://directindex.org/about) [Report](https://directindex.org/r/ubqueer.com.au) · scanned 2026-10-17 # What an AI agent reads on UBQ Upstairs An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [ubqueer.com.au](https://ubqueer.com.au/upstairs), from the copy the scanner kept. 5,441 characters of text without JavaScript LocalBusiness structured data for the business 3 of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot) Text ## The words an agent gets Title: Home | UBQ Fitzroy · language en. First 1,800 of 5,441 characters: ``` Home | UBQ Fitzroy top of pageSkip to Main ContentWhat's OnLet's Get Quizzical ThursdaysKick Ons LiveShowcase FridaysLate Night Karaoke Fridays & SundaysFLASHTeddy's World SundaysDiningContact UsJoin Our Mailing ListLost PropertyFunctionsBook a Table UBQ IS OPEN FROM 10PM-3AM TODAYFLASHBE HERE BE QUEER!What's OnDiningFunctionsSpecial EventsDINING • COCKTAILS • DRAG • KARAOKE • Phone*Email*SIGN ME UP!I want to subscribe to your mailing list.*BE IN THE KNOWBe the first to know about new exciting events and things happening at UBQ and LCKR ROOM We promise we won't spam you!WANT TO FEEL EXCLUSIVE?Take over the whole venue at UBQ or LCKR ROOM for your next private function Whether you're celebrating your birthday, Christmas party or dipping your toes into running your own event - let's chat!Get in touch WHAT'S ON • SPECIAL EVENTS • WEEKLY EVENTS • WHAT'S GOING ON AT UBQHere's what you can catch at UBQ each and every day (that we're open) plus all of our upcoming special events! 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Hosted by Tilly Capulet with three heat contestant ``` Facts ## What it can state about the business | A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness | | Name | UBQ | | Telephone | 03 7078 8030 | | Address | yes | | Opening hours | no | | Menu or price list | nothing | | Cuisine in structured data | no | | JSON-LD blocks | 3 (GeoCoordinates, LocalBusiness, LocationFeatureSpecification, NightClub, OpeningHoursSpecification, PostalAddress) | Actions ## The links it would act on | Link | Role | Where it goes | | --- | --- | --- | | [tableagent.com/r/ubq-upstairs/](https://tableagent.com/r/ubq-upstairs/) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [danceatflash.com/](http://danceatflash.com/) | booking | an unrecognised third party | | [events.humanitix.com/mixr-melb-haunted?c=ubq](https://events.humanitix.com/mixr-melb-haunted?c=ubq) | booking | an unrecognised third party | Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the [report](https://directindex.org/r/ubqueer.com.au) turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste. #### The Direct Index [Why direct](https://directindex.org/why)[What agent-direct means](https://directindex.org/agent-direct)[About and principles](https://directindex.org/about)[Methodology](https://directindex.org/methodology)[Privacy](https://directindex.org/privacy)[Terms](https://directindex.org/terms) #### Use it [Free scanner](https://directindex.org/scan)[City indexes](https://directindex.org/cities)[Search the index](https://directindex.org/search)[Rankings](https://directindex.org/rankings)[What assistants recommend](https://directindex.org/assistants)[Ask the index](https://directindex.org/ask) #### Vendors and help [Booking and ordering vendors](https://directindex.org/vendors)[Do their terms allow agents?](https://directindex.org/vendors/terms)[Vendor verification](https://directindex.org/vendors/verification)[Website builders](https://directindex.org/builders)[Who can fix this](https://directindex.org/providers)[For agencies](https://directindex.org/agency) #### For agents [llms.txt](https://directindex.org/llms.txt)[llms-full.txt](https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt)[OpenAPI](https://directindex.org/openapi.json)[MCP server](https://directindex.org/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json)[A2A agent](https://directindex.org/.well-known/agent-card.json)[Direct feeds](https://directindex.org/direct.json) #### Data [Open data, CSV and JSON](https://directindex.org/data)[The quarterly edition](https://directindex.org/editions)[City data, JSON and Markdown](https://directindex.org/cities)[Sitemap](https://directindex.org/sitemap.xml) Business listings from OpenStreetMap contributors, ODbL. 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