# Throat Punch Coffee Co: Agent-Direct Score D (50.8%)

Site: https://www.throatpunch.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/throatpunch.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Throat Punch Coffee Co is hard for agents to use.

## What to fix first
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+7 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "CafeOrCoffeeShop",
  "name": "Throat Punch Coffee Co",
  "url": "https://www.throatpunch.co.uk/",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Dalry Road 30",
    "postalCode": "EH11 2BA",
    "addressLocality": "Edinburgh"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 55.945113,
    "longitude": -3.2177278
  }
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Structured data present (Organization).** but without address, phone or hours

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (D then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
219 of 377 in Edinburgh cafes and bars. Top 58% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 79% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 90% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 36% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | yes |

Nearest places in the index: AMT Coffee (C, 60 m, https://directindex.org/r/amtcoffee.co.uk); Old Pal (D, 237 m, https://directindex.org/r/oldpal.co.uk); Milk Cafe (B, 281 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafemilk.co.uk); The Wee Vault Taproom (B, 347 m, https://directindex.org/r/vaultcity.co.uk); Marcos Pool Hall and Pizza Bar (B, 384 m, https://directindex.org/r/uk.com); KUBA (D, 453 m, https://directindex.org/r/kubaedinburgh.com); Hank's (C, 475 m, https://directindex.org/r/hanks.catering); Lochrin Rooftop Bar (D, 513 m, https://directindex.org/r/lochrinrooftop.co.uk); The Fountain (B, 537 m, https://directindex.org/r/fountainbar.co.uk); The Voyage of Buck (D, 583 m, https://directindex.org/r/thevoyageofbuckedinburgh.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 2026-10-14 51%, 2026-10-14 51%.

Against its peers: Sites built with Shopify 58% (37% A or B, 1345 sites); This site 50.8%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/throatpunch.co.uk/agent-view

## Businesses like Throat Punch Coffee Co in Edinburgh cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Edinburgh cafes and bars | 377 | 50% | 31% | 50.8% |
| Built with Shopify in Edinburgh cafes and bars | 23 | 61% | 35% | 50.8% |

The best of Built with Shopify in Edinburgh cafes and bars: The Little Bakery (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/littlebakery.co.uk); Ardfern (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/ardfern.uk); Brewdog Doghouse Bar & Terrace (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/brewdog.com); Cairngorm (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/cairngorm.coffee); Fierce Bar (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/fiercebeer.com).

With the three fixes above (No booking or ordering path at all; Structured data is incomplete; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 95.4%: 2nd of 377 in Edinburgh cafes and bars, up from 219th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Throat Punch Coffee Co, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/throatpunch.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured

Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 8 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/throatpunch.co.uk
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: yes
- llms.txt: yes
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: yes
- OAuth protected resource metadata: yes
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: yes
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/throatpunch.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=throatpunch.co.uk&force=1
