# Killer Whale Sex Club: Agent-Direct Score C (66.2%)

Site: https://killerwhalesexclub.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thosepourbastards.com
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Killer Whale Sex Club is partly visible to agents.
An AI assistant can open the website of Killer Whale Sex Club. It finds no menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly, through Tock.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://www.exploretock.com/killerwhalesexclub (through tock acting for the business)
- Phone: +1-520-352-7768

## What to fix first
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+7 points) Missing: address, telephone, opening hours. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Killer Whale Sex Club",
  "url": "https://killerwhalesexclub.com/",
  "telephone": "+1-520-352-7768",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "North 6th Street 922",
    "postalCode": "85004",
    "addressLocality": "Phoenix"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 33.4584759,
    "longitude": -112.0665599
  },
  "acceptsReservations": "https://www.exploretock.com/killerwhalesexclub",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.exploretock.com/killerwhalesexclub",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Killer Whale Sex Club

> bar or pub in North 6th Street 922 85004 Phoenix, Phoenix cafes and bars. Phone +1-520-352-7768.

## Book or order directly

- Book: https://www.exploretock.com/killerwhalesexclub (through tock acting for the business)

## About

- Website: https://killerwhalesexclub.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Structured data present (LocalBusiness).** but without address, phone or hours
- **Booking through tock on your own domain.** No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.
- **Tock works with agents through its partners.** Tock's terms (12 February 2026) prohibit robots, scripts, scrapers and automated systems except software expressly licensed by Tock; Google names Tock as an AI Mode booking partner. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.exploretock.com/terms. An assistant that is not a partner may not finish the step there; a direct path on your own domain works for all of them.

## Where it stands
55 of 165 in Phoenix cafes and bars. Top 33% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 18% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 24% | no |

Nearest places in the index: aFlourshop (D, 223 m, https://directindex.org/r/aflourshop.com); Jobot Coffee & Bar (F, 284 m, https://directindex.org/r/jobotcoffeemenu.com); Lacuna Kava Bar Phoenix (D, 325 m, https://directindex.org/r/lacunakavabar.com); Daydreamer Coffee (F, 343 m, https://directindex.org/r/daydreamer.coffee); Pedal Haus Brewery (A, 359 m, https://directindex.org/r/pedalhausbrewery.com); Xanadu Coffee Co. (D, 365 m, https://directindex.org/r/zipkoreanbbq.com); Kahvi Coffee + Cafe (D, 367 m, https://directindex.org/r/drinkkahvi.com); Songbird Coffee & Tea House (B, 381 m, https://directindex.org/r/songbirdcoffeehouse.com); Ghost Donkey (B, 409 m, https://directindex.org/r/ghostdonkeybar.com); Arizona Wilderness DTPHX (F, 410 m, https://directindex.org/r/azwbeer.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with Squarespace 66% (50% A or B, 7341 sites); Sites using Tock 71% (56% A or B, 142 sites); This site 66.2%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thosepourbastards.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Killer Whale Sex Club in Phoenix cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Phoenix cafes and bars | 165 | 51% | 30% | 66.2% |
| Sites built with Squarespace in Phoenix cafes and bars | 22 | 69% | 55% | 66.2% |
| Sites using Tock in Phoenix cafes and bars | 1 | 66% | 0% | 66.2% |
| Sites built with Squarespace and using Tock in Phoenix cafes and bars | 1 | 66% | 0% | 66.2% |

The best of the sites built with Squarespace in Phoenix cafes and bars: Pedal Haus Brewery (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/pedalhausbrewery.com); Infusion Coffee & Tea Crafters (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/infusioncoffeetea.com); Ghost Donkey (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/ghostdonkeybar.com); Songbird Coffee & Tea House (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/songbirdcoffeehouse.com); Driftwood Coffee Co. (B 81.5%, https://directindex.org/r/driftwoodaz.com).

With the two fixes above (Structured data is incomplete; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 87.7%: 12th of 165 in Phoenix cafes and bars, up from 55th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Killer Whale Sex Club, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thosepourbastards.com
- Book: https://www.exploretock.com/killerwhalesexclub (vendor on own site: Tock; found by the scan of 2026-10-16, not yet tested)
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +1-520-352-7768
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thosepourbastards.com/book

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, Tock: Through partners. Tock's terms (12 February 2026) prohibit robots, scripts, scrapers and automated systems except software expressly licensed by Tock; Google names Tock as an AI Mode booking partner. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.exploretock.com/terms

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 8 | 25 |
| Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thosepourbastards.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thosepourbastards.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thosepourbastards.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thosepourbastards.com&force=1