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title: What an AI agent reads on The Thirsty Scholar · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thirstyscholar.london/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on The Thirsty Scholar

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [thirstyscholar.london](http://thirstyscholar.london/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,318

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Thirsty Scholar London – Marylebone Coffeehouse and bar · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,318 characters:

```
The Thirsty Scholar London – Marylebone Coffeehouse and bar The Thirsty Scholar Nestled discreetly inside 1 Park Crescent – a stone’s throw from Oxford Street – is The Thirsty Scholar. Our purse-friendly former members’ bar requires a little navigation before you can settle into an evening of booze-fuelled fun. But it’s worth the effort; this is a place for coffee connoisseurs and night owls alike, serving coffee from 7 am and tipples until 3 am on weekends. The building also houses a vast, multi-function space for workshops, exhibitions, live music, and corporate functions. All profit generated from bar and venue sales goes back into the leading charity – ISH – So you can feel philanthropic too! Tue: 8am – 11pm | Wed: 8am – 11pm | Thu: 8am – midnight | Fri: 8am – midnight | Sat & Sun for private hire only Follow us Events Membership Menu PRIVATE HIRE Reservation WHERE TO FIND US Hidden inside International Students House at 229 Great Portland Street Events Membership Menu PRIVATE HIRE Reservation Drinks and Food Enjoy your favorite beer with a slice of pizza and some good company. Menu Private Hire and Events Host a party with food, drinks and a DJ... Learn More Beer Garden Enjoy our indoor and outdoor space.. Reserve a Table ABOUT THE THIRSTY SCHOLAR The Thirsty Scholar is nestled discreetly inside International Students House at 1 Park Crescent– a stone’s throw from Oxford Street. It’s a perfect spot to catch a coffee, meet up with friends after work for a drink or host a party. The cafe/bar offers a friendly and relaxed atmosphere for customers to enjoy a hot drink in the morning or a freshly baked pizza in the evening. Our historic building also houses a vast, multi-function space for workshops, exhibitions, live music, and corporate functions. All profit generated
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML thirstyscholar.london/3d-flip-book/menu/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (ContactPoint, Corporation, ImageObject, SiteNavigationElement, WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [thirstyscholar.london/reservation/](https://thirstyscholar.london/reservation/) | booking | the business's own site |

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/thirstyscholar.london) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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```json
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```