# Les Brigands: Agent-Direct Score C (58.5%)

Site: https://www.thirstymadcat.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thirstymadcat.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Les Brigands is partly visible to agents.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://www.thirstymadcat.com/carte/
- Phone: +33 1 73 79 89 69

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **Booking through an unrecognised third party.** (+9 points) Check that the provider keeps you as the merchant of record. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Les Brigands",
  "url": "https://www.thirstymadcat.com/",
  "telephone": "+33 1 73 79 89 69",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Rue Montmartre 120",
    "postalCode": "75002",
    "addressLocality": "Paris"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 48.8678022,
    "longitude": 2.3439107
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Fr 16:00-02:00; Sa 15:00-01:00; Su 15:00-00:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "16:00",
      "closes": "02:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "15:00",
      "closes": "01:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "15:00",
      "closes": "00:00"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "burger"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://www.thirstymadcat.com/carte/"
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Les Brigands

> bar or pub (burger) in Rue Montmartre 120 75002 Paris, Paris cafes and bars. Phone +33 1 73 79 89 69.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://www.thirstymadcat.com/carte/

## Opening hours

Mo-Fr 16:00-02:00; Sa 15:00-01:00; Su 15:00-00:00

## About

- Website: https://www.thirstymadcat.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.

## Where it stands
397 of 936 in Paris cafes and bars. Top 42% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 99% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 54% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 41% | no |

Nearest places with a similar menu: Upper Café (B, 908 m, https://directindex.org/r/uppercafe-leshalles.fr); Marcella (B, 2480 m, https://directindex.org/r/marcella.fr); L'Endroit (B, 2792 m, https://directindex.org/r/lendroit-batignolles.fr); La Gazette Des Batignolles (A, 2909 m, https://directindex.org/r/lagazettebatignolles.fr); Coffee Club (B, 2926 m, https://directindex.org/r/coffee-club.fr); The Copper Pub (B, 3353 m, https://directindex.org/r/thecopperpub.com); Paname Brewing Company (D, 3385 m, https://directindex.org/r/panamebrewingcompany.com); Starving Club - Pasteur (B, 3488 m, https://directindex.org/r/starvingclub.fr).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with Wix 58% (33% A or B, 3163 sites); This site 58.5%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thirstymadcat.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Les Brigands in Paris cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Paris cafes and bars | 936 | 46% | 26% | 58.5% |
| Built with Wix in Paris cafes and bars | 37 | 66% | 38% | 58.5% |

The best of Built with Wix in Paris cafes and bars: Le Carlie (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/lecarlie.fr); Harper's Paris 15 (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/harpers-restaurant.com); La Dame de Coeur (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/barladamedecoeur.fr); New York Café (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/newyorkcafekaraoke.com); The Long Hop (A 90.8%, https://directindex.org/r/the-long-hop.com).

With the two fixes above (No structured data for the business; Booking through an unrecognised third party) the score would be about 95.4%: 11th of 936 in Paris cafes and bars, up from 397th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Les Brigands, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thirstymadcat.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.thirstymadcat.com/carte/ (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: Mo-Fr 16:00-02:00; Sa 15:00-01:00; Su 15:00-00:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +33 1 73 79 89 69
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thirstymadcat.com/menu

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 6 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thirstymadcat.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thirstymadcat.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thirstymadcat.com&force=1