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title: What an AI agent reads on Les Brigands · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thirstymadcat.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Les Brigands

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [thirstymadcat.com](https://www.thirstymadcat.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

10,019

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Thirsty Mad Cat · language fr. First 1,800 of 10,019 characters:

```
Thirsty Mad Cat top of pageACCUEILADRESSE & CONTACTCARTEMore...Use tab to navigate through the menu items.Bienvenue au Thirsty Mad CatLe lieu qui accorde le sport et la fête ! Si vous aussi vous êtes des Chats fous et assoiffés, venez faire la fête avec un staff complètement MAD ! Le Thirsty Mad Cat, au 120 rue Montmartre, le lieu qui accorde la fête et le sport : 6 écrans et jusqu’à 4 diffusions différentes en simultanées. Rejoignez notre page Facebook pour être au courant de tous nos événements.RéserverABOUT USL'ambianceLe Thirsty Mad Cat c’est une ambiance festive et musicale, pour s’amuser et faire la fête. Des soirées à thèmes, des animations, un personnel aux petits soins pour vous faire passer la nuit de votre vie ! Un lieu idéal pour manger lorsque l’on a un petit creux ou une faim de loup dès 18h. Mais aussi pour boire un verre entre amis, en famille ou encore entre collègues. Pour les gros événements sportifs, le bar diffuse vos matchs préférés sur 6 écrans. Nous proposons des soirées quotidiennes toutes plus MAD les unes que les autres. Chaque mois, le bar change de décor pendant une semaine, avec une soirée à thème ou le staff se déguise... Si vous jouez le jeu vous gagner un verre offert ! ​Julianne VanceL’ESTRADE pouvant accueillir 40 personnes. Surélevé(e), vous sur-plombez le Thirsty toute la nuit ! ​ Des TABLES sont aussi réservables pour de plus petits groupes, parfait pour des afterwork. Vous pourrez boire un verre et vous délecter de nos planches de charcuterie, fromages et bien d’autres encore... ​ La MAD CAT ROOM, en sous-sol, permet de privatiser un espace rien qu’à vous avec votre Barman attitré pour une soirée sur mesure. Pouvant accueillir 80 personnes et équipée d’une télévision pour passer vos diapos, pour le boulot, pour un match ou pour exp
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.thirstymadcat.com/carte/ · 3 prices seen in the text |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [book.bookingshake.com/-KmAaH0Stcy0sB3GwkAM?medium=sw](https://book.bookingshake.com/-KmAaH0Stcy0sB3GwkAM?medium=sw) | booking | an unrecognised third party |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```