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title: What an AI agent reads on The Thirsty Crow · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thirstycrowbar.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on The Thirsty Crow

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [thirstycrowbar.com](https://www.thirstycrowbar.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

1,843

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Thirsty Crow · language en-US. First 1,800 of 1,843 characters:

```
Thirsty Crow Home About Contact Welcome Menu Employment Home About Contact Welcome Menu Employment a 1933 group establishment AboutThirsty Crow is a timeless, neighborhood watering hole with an offering of over 100 whiskies, including 60+ small batch bourbons. We embrace sustainable, seasonal practices and utilize techniques and recipes of bar masters from the days of yore.The Thirsty Crow uses fresh squeezed juices, in-house infusions, homemade shrubs, sherbets, jams, purees and fresh seasonal ingredients.Thirsty Crow is part of 1933 Group’s collection of fine establishments, which include Sassafras, Harlowe, Idle Hour, Oldfield’s Liquor Room, La Cuevita, Bigfoot Lodge, Bigfoot West, Highland Park Bowl, and the Formosa Café. HoursMon 5pm-12amTue-Thur 5pm-2am Fri-Sun 1pm-2amLocation2939 West Sunset Boulevard Los Angeles, CA 90026 Aesop’s Fable of the Thirsty CrowA crow perishing with thirst saw a jug, and hoping to find whiskey, flew to it with delight. When he reached it, he discovered to his grief that it contained so little whiskey that he could not possibly get at it. He tried everything he could think of to reach the whiskey, but all his efforts were in vain. At last he collected as many stones as he could carry and dropped them one by one with his beak into the jug until he brought the whiskey within his reach. Thus he quenched his thirst and saved his life. Aesop's Moral: Necessity is the mother of invention. Contact Us PressPress Inquiries?Press@1933group.comFilmingEmail Us If You're Interested In Shooting Your Next Project At Bigfoot!Filming@1933group.comGeneralQuestions? Concerns? Need a pal? Give us a jingle.Phone: (323) 661-6007Email: Thirstycrow@1933group.comLocation2939 West Sunset Boulevard Los Angeles, CA 90026HoursMon 5pm-12amTue-Thur 5pm-2amFri-Sun 1pm
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a PDF www.thirstycrowbar.com/s/TCR-Spring-Menu-080426.pdf |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```