# The Wormhole Coffee: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.thewormhole.us/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thewormhole.us
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Wormhole Coffee's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (http 500). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of The Wormhole Coffee, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +1-773-661-2468

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_500.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
1493 of 1514 in Chicago. Top 99% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 97% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 51% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 19% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Bongo Room (A, 22 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebongoroom.com); En Hakkore (F, 29 m, https://directindex.org/r/enhakkore2chicago.com); NADC Burger (A, 103 m, https://directindex.org/r/nadcburger.com); Devil Dawgs Wicker Park (B, 106 m, https://directindex.org/r/devildawgs.com); Cumin (C, 143 m, https://directindex.org/r/cumin-chicago.com); rumi Middle Eastern Grill (F, 158 m, https://directindex.org/r/rumigrill.com); Big Star (B, 222 m, https://directindex.org/r/bigstarchicago.com); Taxim (D, 224 m, https://directindex.org/r/taximchicago.com); Port Union (A, 227 m, https://directindex.org/r/portuchicago.com); Nori (C, 231 m, https://directindex.org/r/norichicago.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with WordPress 58% (29% A or B, 36926 sites); This site 0%.

## Businesses like The Wormhole Coffee in Chicago

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Chicago | 1514 | 53% | 40% | 0% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Chicago | 328 | 70% | 51% | 0% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Chicago: Fogo de Chão (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/fogodechao.com); Lotus Cafe & Banh Mi Sandwiches (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/lotusbanhmi.com); Pizzeria Portofino (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/pizzeriaportofino.com); Sarpino's Pizzeria (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/gosarpinos.com); Tryzub Ukrainian Kitchen (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/tryzubchicago.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Wormhole Coffee, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thewormhole.us
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Su 07:00-23:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1-773-661-2468

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thewormhole.us/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thewormhole.us/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thewormhole.us&force=1