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title: What an AI agent reads on The Tipsy Cow · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thetipsycow.com.au/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on The Tipsy Cow

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [thetipsycow.com.au](http://www.thetipsycow.com.au/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,757

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Tipsy Cow | Cocktail Tapas Bar - Port Melbourne · language en. First 1,757 of 1,757 characters:

```
The Tipsy Cow | Cocktail Tapas Bar - Port Melbourne top of pageHOMEABOUTCONTACT/RESERVATIONFUNCTIONSPUPPY PARTIESMENUSGALLERYEVENTSJOBSBlogMoreUse tab to navigate through the menu items.EMAILCALLMENUSFUNCTION ENQUIRYRESERVATIONSThe Tipsy Cow TAKEAWAY COCKTAILSCOCKTAIL TAPAS BARJOIN OUR TEAMAbout- YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD INSTITUTION -​ ​ The Tipsy Cow is a den for grown-ups. A place for everyone to gather, and leave behind the stresses of ‘real’ life at the door. Where you can hang out with your friends, your family, or by yourself. ​ We have created the type of space where you can melt into our comfy setting and allow the tensions of your day to melt away, and we want to share it with you and your dog. Here at The Tipsy Cow, we embrace our furry best friends, here they are Royalty. Everyone is on a journey, and we give the world our best every day. ​ So when a traveller is tired and needs some rest and recovery, we are there. There is nothing in this world that a warm welcoming space, some good wholesome food, garnished with anecdotes of your nostalgia, and the sweet embrace of an elixir cannot fix.Happy HourYour chance to experience our incredible cocktail offerings. From the classics that never tire to some more modern takes. If you don't see a cocktail on the menu that takes your fancy, we will be more than happy to put our mixology skills to work for you and create something bespoke. COCKTAILSRESERVATIONPrivate HireWant to throw a party, organize a seminar, or set up a meeting? ​ Book your event with us. Catering and bespoke packages are available. Discover MoreFUNCTION ENQUIRYFUNCTION SPACESCATERING MENUSONLINE RESERVATIONSTables 15+ please email Or Call Us Book a TableAddressBirthday Club bottom of page RESERVATIONS
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | The Tipsy Cow - Cocktail Tapas Bar & Beer Garden |
| Telephone | +61483372222 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.thetipsycow.com.au/food-drink-menu-pdf |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (EntryPoint, LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, SearchAction, WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [www.thetipsycow.com.au/](https://www.thetipsycow.com.au/) | booking | the business's own site |
| [www.sevenrooms.com/reservations/thetipsycowcocktailtapasbarandbeergard](http://www.sevenrooms.com/reservations/thetipsycowcocktailtapasbarandbeergarden) | booking | sevenrooms, acting for the business |
| [www.mryum.com/tipsycow/pickup/takeaway-cocktails](https://www.mryum.com/tipsycow/pickup/takeaway-cocktails) | ordering | an unrecognised third party |

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