# The Square at Upminster: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://thesquareatupminster.co.uk/club
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thesquareatupminster.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach The Square at Upminster's website on 2026-10-21 (http 404). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open The Square at Upminster's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://thesquareatupminster.co.uk/catering-booking-form/ (on the business's own site)
- Order directly: https://thesquareatupminster.co.uk/side-orders/ (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://thesquareatupminster.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Menus-01.04.2026.pdf
- Phone: +441708221026
- Address: Deyncourt Gardens, RM14 1DF, Upminster

## Nearby, also direct
Places near The Square at Upminster that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Essex Grill (420 m): https://directindex.org/r/theessexgrill.co.uk
- GOAT Brasserie & Lounge (480 m): https://directindex.org/r/goatbrasserie.com
- Sorrento (480 m): https://directindex.org/r/sorrentoupminster.co.uk
- Ace Burger and Pizza (520 m): https://directindex.org/r/creamscafe.com
- Osteria Due Amici (700 m): https://directindex.org/r/odaessex.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The address is dead.** The address returns Not Found. Nothing answers at this address, so the business counts as having no working site and is left out of the ranking. Fix the domain or the hosting, then rescan. It's free.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in London.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 87% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 94% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 64% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 37% | yes |

Nearest places in the index: Village Indian Dining (C, 366 m, https://directindex.org/r/villageupminster.com); The Essex Grill (C, 420 m, https://directindex.org/r/theessexgrill.co.uk); Kushoom Bugh (F, 431 m, https://directindex.org/r/opendi.co.uk); GOAT Brasserie & Lounge (C, 478 m, https://directindex.org/r/goatbrasserie.com); Sorrento (C, 478 m, https://directindex.org/r/sorrentoupminster.co.uk); Ace Burger and Pizza (B, 516 m, https://directindex.org/r/creamscafe.com); Osteria Due Amici (B, 701 m, https://directindex.org/r/odaessex.co.uk); S & S Charcoal Grill (C, 792 m, https://directindex.org/r/sscharcoalgrill.co.uk); Lefke (F, 840 m, https://directindex.org/r/lefkebbq.com); Alaias Brasserie (B, 841 m, https://directindex.org/r/alaias.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 23 everyday questions about London and named 108 places. The Square at Upminster wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 55% (25% A or B, 236086 sites); This site 0%.

## Businesses like The Square at Upminster in London

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London | 8985 | 54% | 36% | 0% |
| Sites built with WordPress in London | 2671 | 66% | 48% | 0% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in London: AVA - Steakhouse & Grill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/avagrill.co.uk); Aki (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/akilondon.com); Ara Restaurant (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ararestaurant.co.uk); Baba Restaurant Chelsea (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/babachelsea.co.uk); Bonheur by Matt Abe (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bonheurbymattabe.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Square at Upminster, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thesquareatupminster.co.uk
- Book: https://thesquareatupminster.co.uk/catering-booking-form/ (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-21, not yet tested)
- Order: https://thesquareatupminster.co.uk/side-orders/ (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-21, not yet tested)
- Menu: https://thesquareatupminster.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Menus-01.04.2026.pdf (pdf; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +441708221026
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thesquareatupminster.co.uk/book, https://directindex.org/go/thesquareatupminster.co.uk/order, https://directindex.org/go/thesquareatupminster.co.uk/menu

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thesquareatupminster.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thesquareatupminster.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thesquareatupminster.co.uk&force=1