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title: What an AI agent reads on The Soft Play Café · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thesoftplaycafebirmingham.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on The Soft Play Café

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [thesoftplaycafebirmingham.co.uk](https://thesoftplaycafebirmingham.co.uk/), from the copy the scanner kept.

5,027

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Soft Play Cafe Birmingham · language en-US. First 1,800 of 5,027 characters:

```
The Soft Play Cafe Birmingham Book Now The Soft Play Cafe Birmingham Book Here Our Party Packages Package 1 £ 340 20 Children Unlimited Squash Sandwiches / lunchbox per child Free Return for Birthday Child Exclusive Hire 2 Hour Slot Book Now Package 2 £ 395 20 Children Unlimited Squash Cold Buffet Free Return for Birthday Child Exclusive Hire 2 Hour Slot Book Now Package 3 £ 475 20 Children Unlimited Squash Cold / Warm Buffet Ice Cream Per Child Free Return for Birthday Child Exclusive Hire 2 Hour Slot Book Now Daily Admisson £8 - Children Aged 1 or Above £6 - Babies Aged 6 months to 1 yearFree - Babies 0 - 5 months £1.50 Per Adult Parking Parking recommendations - We recommend the following Parking Locations all within 3 minute walk.1. MORRISONS is 150 yards away, a 3 minute walk (UNLIMITED FREE PARKING)2. Street Parking opposite on Twyning Road (FREE). 3. ALDI is 110 yards away, a 2 minute walk (TWO HOURS FREE PARKING) Please see terms and conditions for chosen carpark to ensure rules are followed. Opening Time 09:00 - 15:00 7 days a weekLast slot available in the day 13:30 Explore the Wonders of The Soft Play Cafe Birmingham Soft Play Children can enjoy a fun-filled 1.5-hour play session in our soft play area. Walk-ins are welcome based on availability, come at a time that suits you!(Booking may be advised on special events. Please check social media for updates) Parties Weekend private slots are available to book through a member of staff or contact us directly. The Soft Play Café is the perfect place to hire out for your little one's birthday or a special occasion! Café We have a cosy café area, set for the adults to sit back and relax while watching the children play and enjoying our menu. We offer hot and cold drinks, adult and children's light bites and tasty tr
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 07454280650 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [bookwhen.com/thesoftplaycafe](https://bookwhen.com/thesoftplaycafe) | booking | an unrecognised third party |

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```