# Smuggler's Tavern: Agent-Direct Score D (53.8%)

Site: https://thesmugglerstavern.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thesmugglerstavern.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Smuggler's Tavern is hard for agents to use.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://partners.designmynight.com/pf/js?venue_id=53207b2a0a8efbf152351ea5 (through designmynight acting for the business)
- Phone: +44 20 7388 8686

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Smuggler's Tavern",
  "url": "https://thesmugglerstavern.co.uk/",
  "telephone": "+44 20 7388 8686",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Warren Street 28",
    "addressLocality": "London"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.5236793,
    "longitude": -0.1410207
  },
  "acceptsReservations": "https://partners.designmynight.com/pf/js?venue_id=53207b2a0a8efbf152351ea5",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://partners.designmynight.com/pf/js?venue_id=53207b2a0a8efbf152351ea5",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# Smuggler's Tavern

> bar or pub in Warren Street 28 London, London cafes and bars. Phone +44 20 7388 8686.

## Book or order directly

- Book: https://partners.designmynight.com/pf/js?venue_id=53207b2a0a8efbf152351ea5 (through designmynight acting for the business)

## About

- Website: https://thesmugglerstavern.co.uk/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Booking through designmynight on your own domain.** No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: No booking or ordering path at all
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
1419 of 2491 in London cafes and bars. Top 57% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 97% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 67% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 12% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Grafton Arms (C, 170 m, https://directindex.org/r/graftonarms.co.uk); Prince of Wales Feathers (B, 184 m, https://directindex.org/r/theprinceofwalesfeathersw1.co.uk); Istanbul Cafe & Bistro (C, 201 m, https://directindex.org/r/bistroistanbul.com); Lore of the Land (A, 203 m, https://directindex.org/r/loreoftheland.com); The Northumberland Arms (C, 252 m, https://directindex.org/r/northumberland-arms.com); The Lucky Saint (B, 273 m, https://directindex.org/r/luckysaint.co); The Jeremy Bentham (B, 376 m, https://directindex.org/r/thejeremybentham.co.uk); Mikel (C, 394 m, https://directindex.org/r/mikelcoffee.com); Nanis Cafe (B, 415 m, https://directindex.org/r/nanis.co.uk); Union StrEAT Kitchen (C, 438 m, https://directindex.org/r/studentsunionucl.org).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Score over 2 scans since 2026-10-14: 2026-10-14 39%, 2026-10-15 54%.

Against its peers: Sites built with WordPress 58% (29% A or B, 36926 sites); Sites using DesignMyNight 67% (34% A or B, 44 sites); This site 53.8%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thesmugglerstavern.co.uk/agent-view

## Businesses like Smuggler's Tavern in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in London cafes and bars | 2491 | 52% | 37% | 53.8% |
| Built with WordPress in London cafes and bars | 755 | 65% | 46% | 53.8% |
| Using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars | 35 | 67% | 31% | 53.8% |
| Built with WordPress and using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars | 24 | 69% | 33% | 53.8% |

The best of Built with WordPress and using DesignMyNight in London cafes and bars: The Oyster Shed (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/oystershed.co.uk); Duke's Head (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/dukesheadputney.com); Halfway House (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/thehalfway.com); The Leather Bottle (A 87.7%, https://directindex.org/r/leatherbottlepub.co.uk); The Union Bar & Grill (B 83.1%, https://directindex.org/r/theunionbar.co.uk).

With the two fixes above (No structured data for the business; No menu or price list found) the score would be about 87.7%: 229th of 2,491 in London cafes and bars, up from 1419th.

## The direct record
What agents get for Smuggler's Tavern, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thesmugglerstavern.co.uk
- Book: https://partners.designmynight.com/pf/js?venue_id=53207b2a0a8efbf152351ea5 (vendor on own site: DesignMyNight; found by the scan of 2026-10-15, not yet tested)
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +44 20 7388 8686
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thesmugglerstavern.co.uk/book

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no
- Vendor terms for agents, DesignMyNight: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet.

Found one hop past the home page: contact page /contact/: booking via designmynight.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thesmugglerstavern.co.uk
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thesmugglerstavern.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thesmugglerstavern.co.uk&force=1
