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title: What an AI agent reads on The Slated Teapot · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/theslatedteapot.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on The Slated Teapot

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [theslatedteapot.co.uk](https://theslatedteapot.co.uk/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,447

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Slated Teapot · language en. First 1,800 of 2,447 characters:

```
The Slated Teapot About Menu Reviews Location ORDER ONLINE AboutWe are a local cafe and takeaway within the Newlands area of Glasgow. Family friendly with Kids book stand (toys/ books) and high chairs available.We celebrated our 5th birthday on August 2022 and we look forward to the future providing a personalised service of good food served well. Order direct with us to save some pennies...!!! Pay by card online and over the phone or cash on delivery. Cut out the middle man for us all... Small business, community cafe, local support....!!!MenuWe offer a variety of breakfast and lunch options available, snacks, hot/cold drinks and cakes.Breakfast(Full Scottish Breakfast)square sausage, black pudding, bacon, potato scone, fried egg, beans and toast or bread with a can of juice, bottle of water or a yazoo milkshakeMenuHot Breakfast RollsSquare Sausage, Bacon, Links, Haggis, Potato Scone, Fried Egg, Black Pudding, Bacon, Egg and CheeseMenu Hot Breakfast WrapsSquare Sausage, Bacon, Links, Haggis, Potato Scone, Fried Egg, Black Pudding, Bacon, Egg and CheeseMenuBurgers(Served with salad and chips.)Beef Burger, Cheeseburger, BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger, Chicken Burger, Hot and Spicy Chicken BurgerMenuPaninis(Served with salad)Panini Served with 1 OR 2 FillingsMenuJacket Potatoes(Served with salad on the side)Jacket Potato Served with 1 OR 2 FillingsMenuChipsChips, Chips with Cheese / Gravy / Curry / Salt and Chilli, Chips, Cheese and Curry, Salt and Chilli Chips with Curry SauceMenuCold RollsMortons Rolls Served with 1 OR 2 FillingsMenuDrinksCoca Cola, Diet Coke, Irn-Bru, Diet Irn-Bru, Pepsi, Pepsi Max, 7UP, 7UP Free, Tango Orange, Fresh Juice , Yazoo Milkshake, Kids Simply Fruity Juice, Berries Flavored Still WaterMenuReviewsThe reviews are the subjective opinion of Facebook memb
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 07922471569 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a page on another site the-slated-teapot.square.site/?menu=&item=#2 |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [the-slated-teapot.square.site/](https://the-slated-teapot.square.site/) | ordering | square, acting for the business |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```