# The Rumpus Room: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.therumpusroomsf.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/therumpusroomsf.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Rumpus Room's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (ssl invalid). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +1 415 7951413

## What to fix first
- **The address is dead.** The certificate is invalid, so browsers and agents refuse the secure version. Nothing answers here, so the business is counted as having no working site and left out of the ranking. Fix the domain or the hosting, then rescan; it is free.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in San Francisco cafes and bars.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 79% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 23% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 15% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Indie Darling (F, 107 m, https://directindex.org/r/indiedarlingsf.com); Aunt Charlies Lounge (F, 177 m, https://directindex.org/r/auntcharlieslounge.com); The Chieftain Irish Pub & Restaurant (B, 426 m, https://directindex.org/r/thechieftain.com); Silk Road Bar (A, 435 m, https://directindex.org/r/silkroadbarsf.com); Zombie Village (C, 487 m, https://directindex.org/r/thezombievillage.com); Black Sugar (C, 494 m, https://directindex.org/r/blacksugarboba.com); Johnny Foley's Irish House (C, 501 m, https://directindex.org/r/johnnyfoleys.com); Gong Cha (D, 511 m, https://directindex.org/r/gong-cha.com); Enterprise Brewing Company (C, 524 m, https://directindex.org/r/enterprisebeer.com); Bartlett Hall (A, 525 m, https://directindex.org/r/bartletthall.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like The Rumpus Room in San Francisco cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in San Francisco cafes and bars | 478 | 47% | 25% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in San Francisco cafes and bars: Left Door (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/leftdoor.com); Bluestone Lane (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/bluestonelane.com); Boudin (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/boudinbakery.com); Hi-Lo Club (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/hilosf.com); Owl Tree (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/owltreesf.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Rumpus Room, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/therumpusroomsf.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Tu-Sa 14:00-26:00; Su,Mo off (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1 415 7951413

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/therumpusroomsf.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=therumpusroomsf.com&force=1