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title: What an AI agent reads on The Love Shake · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/theloveshake.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on The Love Shake

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [theloveshake.com](http://www.theloveshake.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

3,070

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Love Shake - Eat Drink and Surf - Hoxton � Shoreditch � London. First 1,800 of 3,070 characters:

```
The Love Shake - Eat Drink and Surf - Hoxton � Shoreditch � London The Love Shake Cafe Lounge - Eat Drink and Surf - Hoxton � Shoreditch � London 5 Kingsland Road E2 8 AA The Love shake cafe is a small 35 capacity Media cafe, Milkshake bar based in Shoreditch Hoxton and is fully licensed. Our signature offerings consist of both traditional and alcoholic milkshakes, made with either organic or Soya milk. The unusual American Diner / English Regal interior is a juxtapose only matched by the milkshakes that we serve. The "Oreeto" (Amaretto & Oreo Cookie in a shake) or "The Old Bailey" (Two shots of baileys in a shake) are great favorites amongst milkshake aficionados, as is "The Mars Attack" (Makers Mark, Peanut butter, Toffee and Chocolate)We offer fast Wifi until 02.30Hrs and being styled like an American Diner, there is free coffee refills throughout the day...At night, the lights go down a little and the music is notched up a touch, where a bottle of wine or craft beer can be enjoyed against vintage tunes of a bygone era. Mon 13:00 - 02:30Tues 13:00 - 02:30 Wed 13:00 - 02:30 Thurs 13:00 - 02:30 Fri 13:00 - 02:30 Sat 13:00 - 02:30 (Bi monthly we close at 04:30) Sun 13:00 - 02:30 a) General hire - This is the hire of the two booths, Back sofas and a four seat table near the cafe counter. The rest of the venue is open to the general public. Minimum spend is �300 from 6pm. b) Exclusive hire - This is charged at a minimum spend of �1,500 after 6pm. No admittance to the general public. c) Photo or Video shoots - Charged at �150 per hour or part thereof. To extend closing times beyond 2.30am, let us know at least 15 days in advance. Closing times can be extended to 5am the following day. Note: All bookings must arrive within 30 minutes of the booking time, after which the tab
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/theloveshake.com) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```