# The Londoner: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://thelondonerpub.de/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thelondonerpub.de
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Londoner's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-16 (origin timeout). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of The Londoner, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server did not answer requests coming from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking it. A real browser was tried as well and got inspect: Execution context was destroyed.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
99 of 102 in Dortmund cafes and bars. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 82% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 73% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 91% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 36% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 27% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Luups (C, 135 m, https://directindex.org/r/luupsladen.de); Wohnzimmer Cafebar (D, 176 m, https://directindex.org/r/wohnzimmer-cafebar.de); Bude 116einhalb (D, 224 m, https://directindex.org/r/bude116einhalb.de); Mit Schmackes (D, 262 m, https://directindex.org/r/schmackes-dortmund.de); Oma Rosa (B, 329 m, https://directindex.org/r/omarosa.de); Café Lotte (F, 400 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafelotte.de); Herr Liebig (C, 402 m, https://directindex.org/r/herrliebig.de); VRÜH Takeaway Store (B, 407 m, https://directindex.org/r/vrueh.de); Miner's Irish Pub (B, 508 m, https://directindex.org/r/eatbu.com); Kieztörtchen (F, 540 m, https://directindex.org/r/kieztoertchen.de).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like The Londoner in Dortmund cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Dortmund cafes and bars | 102 | 48% | 14% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Dortmund cafes and bars: Café Bernstein (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bernsteincafe.de); Brotzimmer (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/brotzimmer.de); Das Backhaus Grobe (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/das-backhaus-grobe.de); Kukulis (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/kukulis.de); Weingrün (B 84.6%, https://directindex.org/r/weingruen-dortmund.de).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Londoner, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thelondonerpub.de
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Tu-Th 17:00-24:00, Fr,Sa 17:00-02:00, Su 17:00-24:00 (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thelondonerpub.de/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thelondonerpub.de/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thelondonerpub.de&force=1