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title: What an AI agent reads on Joe Theismann's · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/theismanns.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Joe Theismann's

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [theismanns.com](https://www.theismanns.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

7,670

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Home Page - Joe Theismann's Restaurant · language en-US. First 1,800 of 7,670 characters:

```
Home Page - Joe Theismann's Restaurant Skip to content Order Online Pick-Up & Delivery Large Party Catering Gift Cards Newsletter Menus Reservations About Menus Reservations Events + Catering Order Online Pick-Up & Delivery Large Party Catering Gift Cards Careers Sign-up for our newsletter ARP Restaurants We look forward to welcoming you to our many restaurants. Alexandria, VA Ada’s on the River Barca Pier & Wine Bar Mia’s Italian Kitchen Theismann’s Restaurant and Bar Vola’s Dockside Grill & Hi-Tide Lounge Royal Restaurant Arlington, VA Palette 22 Orlando, FL Café Tu Tu Tango Mia’s Italian Kitchen 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA 22314 703.739.0777 ORDER ONLINE RESERVATIONS About Menus Events + Catering Order Online Pick-Up & Delivery Large Party Catering Reservations Classic American Fare with Good Game A beloved sports bar and lounge, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant celebrates Washington D.C.’s two-time pro bowler, and legendary NFL quarterback, Joe Theismann. Catch all the game-day action at our 40-seat bar outfitted with 11 TVs, enjoy our scratch-menu in our refreshed dining room or plan your next sport-themed gathering in our memorabilia-filled private event space. Our all-day menu goes beyond typical bar fare, with an extensive scratch-made selection of individual pan pizzas, wings, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads, entrées and more. Raise your game with one of the city’s largest selections of craft beers on tap, with over 19 domestic and premium options available by the glass or pitcher, showcasing a seasonal rotation you won’t want to miss. 1800A Diagonal Rd, Alexandria, VA 22314 703.739.0777 HOURS Monday – Friday: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm Saturday – Sunday: 10:00 am – 11:00 pm BRUNCH HOURS Saturday & Sunday: 10:00 am – 4:00 pm HAPPY HOUR Monday – Friday: 3:00 pm – 7:
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | 703.739.0777 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML theismanns.com/#menus |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction, SearchAction) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [alexandriarestaurantpart.olo.com/menu/theismanns-restaurant](https://alexandriarestaurantpart.olo.com/menu/theismanns-restaurant) | ordering | olo, acting for the business |
| [portal.tripleseat.com/direct_bookings/pasfczkeamz7](https://portal.tripleseat.com/direct_bookings/pasfczkeamz7) | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| [www.theismanns.com/reservations](https://www.theismanns.com/reservations) | booking | the business's own site |
| [www.opentable.com/widget/reservation/loader?rid=41041&type=standar](https://www.opentable.com/widget/reservation/loader?rid=41041&type=standard&theme=tall&iframe=true&domain=com&lang=en-US&newtab=false&ot_source=Restaurant%20website) | booking | opentable, acting for the business |

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the [report](https://directindex.org/r/theismanns.com) turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```