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title: What an AI agent reads on The Horny Ram · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thehornyramnyc.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on The Horny Ram

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [thehornyramnyc.com](https://www.thehornyramnyc.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

2,778

characters of text without JavaScript

FoodEstablishment

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Horny Ram | Rustic Pub-Style Restaurant and Bar | Midtown East, NYC · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,778 characters:

```
The Horny Ram | Rustic Pub-Style Restaurant and Bar | Midtown East, NYC Skip to main content Menus sub-menu Menus Lunch/Dinner Brunch Drinks HAPPY HOUR EVERYDAY 3 - 7PM & 10PM - CLOSE General sub-menu General Accessibility The Horny Ram Join Our Team Contact Press Our Story Reserve Now Order Online Book an Event Toggle Navigation Menus sub-menu Menus Lunch/Dinner Brunch Drinks HAPPY HOUR EVERYDAY 3 - 7PM & 10PM - CLOSE General sub-menu General Accessibility The Horny Ram Join Our Team Contact Press Our Story Reserve Now Order Online Gift Cards Book an Event Facebook Twitter Instagram powered by BentoBox Home Main content starts here, tab to start navigating Slide 1 of 6 Slide 2 of 6 Slide 3 of 6 Slide 4 of 6 Slide 5 of 6 Slide 6 of 6 hero gallery paused, press to play images slides Playing hero gallery, press to pause images slides Welcome tothe Horny RamLocated in Midtown East, The Horny Ram features creative twists on classic pub fare and innovative cocktails in the rustic, whimsical setting for which Real McCoy Hospitality Group is known. Reserve Now Please make your reservation below using our online system for up to 10 guests. Book your The Horny Ram reservation on Resy If you'd like to reserve for 11+ guests, or if you have any issues, please feel free to email theramevents@gmail.com Order Now Save some time and order ahead or have The Horny Ram delivered. Order Now The Terrace Our Terrace is the perfect spot to enjoy al fresco dining while being above all the hustle and bustle of the New York City streets. Our terrace is available for regular dining and can also accommodate large parties. Snag your Merch Get your hands on the Horny Ram merch at our store. Follow Us@thehornyramnyc Book an Event Facebook Twitter Instagram Gift Cards powered by BentoBox leave this f
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | FoodEstablishment |
| Name | The Horny Ram |
| Telephone | 917-261-4136 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.thehornyramnyc.com/menu/brunch-menu-2020/ |
| Cuisine in structured data | Bar, Pub, American, Seafood |
| JSON-LD blocks | 3 (FoodEstablishment, Organization, PostalAddress, Reservation, ReserveAction, WebPage) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [resy.com/cities/new-york-ny/venues/the-horny-ram?date=2025-04-08&seats](https://resy.com/cities/new-york-ny/venues/the-horny-ram?date=2025-04-08&seats=2) | booking | resy, a marketplace |
| [www.grubhub.com/restaurant/the-horny-ram-951-2nd-ave-new-york/2114308](https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/the-horny-ram-951-2nd-ave-new-york/2114308) | ordering | grubhub, a marketplace |
| [www.toasttab.com/the-horny-ram-951-second-avenue/giftcards](https://www.toasttab.com/the-horny-ram-951-second-avenue/giftcards) | ordering | toast, acting for the business |
| [getbento.com/?utm_source=header&utm_campaign=thehornyramnyc.com](https://getbento.com/?utm_source=header&utm_campaign=thehornyramnyc.com) | ordering | bentobox, acting for the business |
| [app-assets.getbento.com/alerts-component/f5f7a25/main.js.map](https://app-assets.getbento.com/alerts-component/f5f7a25/main.js.map) | ordering | bentobox, acting for the business |

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```