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title: What an AI agent reads on Handsome Bastard Barber Shoppe · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thehandsomebastard.com/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Handsome Bastard Barber Shoppe

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [thehandsomebastard.com](https://www.thehandsomebastard.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,379

characters of text without JavaScript

LocalBusiness

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Barber Shop | Chicago | Handsome Bastard Barber Shoppe · language en. First 1,379 of 1,379 characters:

```
Barber Shop | Chicago | Handsome Bastard Barber Shoppe top of pageABOUT USBARBER SERVICESCONTACTMoreUse tab to navigate through the menu items.LOGINABOUT USABOUT USTHE Handsome Bastard Barber Shoppe is the authority on effortless style. Whether it’s classic cuts or modern, edgy styles, our master barbers are dedicated to creating an unrivaled experience for our clients. SUBSCRIBE NOW TO BE THE FIRST TO HEAR ABOUT EVENTS AND OFFERS AT THE HANDSOME BASTARD SUBSCRIBE NOWBARBERSCONTACTCONTACT US7044 NORTH CLARK ST. - Rogers ParkOUR SERVICES ARE BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. WE DO NOT PROVIDE SERVICES FOR CHILDREN.STAFFERIC JAMES JUAN NICOLE Rachael847.302.8076 312.956.3696 405.574.2734 312.404.1002 847.345.4450HOURSMONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY10 AM - 6 PM 9 AM - 7 PM 9 AM - 7 PM 9 AM - 7 PM 9 AM - 7 PM 10 AM - 6 PM 10 AM - 6 PM WE ACCEPT CASH, CREDIT,ZELLE & VENMO872-267-0040CONTACT US7044 NORTH CLARK ST. - Rogers ParkOUR SERVICES ARE BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. WE DO NOT PROVIDE SERVICES FOR CHILDREN.CONTACT USSHOPPE 872.267.0040ASHleY 224.645.0526 CHRIS 847.730.7205 JAMES 773.766.6810 JOSH 774.252.2327 JUAN 405.574.2734 NICOLE 312.404.1002HOURSMONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY7 AM - 6 PM 7 AM - 6 PM 7 AM - 6 PM 7 AM - 6 PM 7 AM - 6 PM 7 AM - 6 PM 7 AM - 6 PMWE ACCEPT CASH, Apple Pay, CREDIT, ZELLE & VENMObottom of page
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | LocalBusiness |
| Name | Handsome Bastard Barber Shoppe |
| Telephone | 872.267.0040 |
| Address | yes |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 2 (LocalBusiness, PostalAddress, WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from fetching the homepage once as a crawler. The [report](https://directindex.org/r/thehandsomebastard.com) turns it into a score and a list of fixes, with code to paste.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```