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title: What an AI agent reads on Grumpy Mole Cheam · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thegrumpymole.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Grumpy Mole Cheam

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [thegrumpymole.co.uk](http://www.thegrumpymole.co.uk/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

2,776

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Grumpy Mole | Country Inns | Exceptional Dining & Cozy Atmosphere · language en. First 1,800 of 2,776 characters:

```
The Grumpy Mole | Country Inns | Exceptional Dining & Cozy Atmosphere top of pageMenu Close RESTAURANTSTadworthOxtedCheamBrockhamEpsomMENUSEVENTSOUR STORYGIFT VOUCHERSLOYALTYChristmas BOOK A TABLE RESTAURANTSTadworthOxtedCheamBrockhamEpsomMENUSEVENTSOUR STORYGIFT VOUCHERSLOYALTYChristmasBOOK JOIN US FOR THE OPENING PARTY FRIDAY 6TH NOVEMBER | 5PM - 10PMAprès at the mole lodge CHEAMGET TICKETS CHRISTMAS AT THE GRUMPY MOLEJOIN US FOR THE FESTIVE PERIODLEARN MORE GOOD FOOD. GOOD COMPANY.NOW WITH REWARDSEXPLORE LOYALTY INN ON THE GREENTADWORTHDISCOVER MORE THE ROYAL OAKOXTEDDISCOVER MORE INN ON THE GREENBROCKHAMDISCOVER MORE THE AMATOEPSOMDISCOVER MORE INN ON THE PARKcheamDISCOVER MORE THE GRUMPY MOLE COLLECTIONWe are five family-run venues across Surrey. Open to everyone from tiny toes to muddy paws, whether you’re visiting for a light bite, a traditional afternoon tea or a hearty meal with family and friends, the attention to detail is always the same.EXPLORE What's OnSCROLL TO EXPLORE JOIN US FOR Après AT THE LODGE!Think cosy après-ski vibes, live music, delicious Belgium waffles, German bratwursts and warming winter drinks. From 'moled' wine to indulgent hot chocolates to beers and spirits there's something for everyone.BROCKHAM BONFIRE NIGHT | SAT 7TH NOV 2026 Bookings open 4th August - join us for a three-course meal, a warming glass of mulled wine and spectacular views of the famous Brockham fireworks from our garden.PRIVATE DINING & CELEBRATIONSPlanning something special? From birthdays and anniversaries to family gatherings and work events, our private dining spaces are now taking bookings for 2026. Celebrate in style with The Grumpy Mole.Why not bring a "bite" of your favourite restaurant home with you? Re-create lasting memories with our GM co
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.thegrumpymole.co.uk/menus |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (WebSite) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [events-widget.liveres.co.uk/widget.html?estateId=871bf406-6829-47e8-8b](https://events-widget.liveres.co.uk/widget.html?estateId=871bf406-6829-47e8-8bd0-e3ae8b5c42df&stylingURL=y9bgw) | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| [www.thegrumpymole.co.uk/apres-at-the-lodge](https://www.thegrumpymole.co.uk/apres-at-the-lodge) | booking | the business's own site |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```