# The Greedy Hamster: Agent-Direct Score D (49.2%)

Site: https://thegreedyhamster.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thegreedyhamster.com
Scanned: 2026-10-16 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The Greedy Hamster is hard for agents to use.
An AI assistant can open The Greedy Hamster's website. It can read what The Greedy Hamster offers. It can't find a link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://thegreedyhamster.com/menu
- Phone: +1-303-623-2818

## What to fix first

- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "The Greedy Hamster",
  "url": "https://thegreedyhamster.com/",
  "telephone": "+1-303-623-2818",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "14th Street 323",
    "postalCode": "80202",
    "addressLocality": "Denver"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 39.7412972,
    "longitude": -104.9916849
  },
  "openingHours": "Sa 15:00-22:00; Mo-We 15:00-21:00; Th 11:30-21:00; Fr 11:30-22:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Saturday"
      ],
      "opens": "15:00",
      "closes": "22:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Monday",
        "Tuesday",
        "Wednesday"
      ],
      "opens": "15:00",
      "closes": "21:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Thursday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:30",
      "closes": "21:00"
    },
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Friday"
      ],
      "opens": "11:30",
      "closes": "22:00"
    }
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://thegreedyhamster.com/menu"
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# The Greedy Hamster

> bar or pub in 14th Street 323 80202 Denver, Denver cafes and bars. Phone +1-303-623-2818.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://thegreedyhamster.com/menu

## Opening hours

Sa 15:00-22:00; Mo-We 15:00-21:00; Th 11:30-21:00; Fr 11:30-22:00

## About

- Website: https://thegreedyhamster.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices.

## Where it stands
172 of 287 in Denver cafes and bars. Top 60% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 90% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 34% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 10% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Coyote Ugly (B, 235 m, https://directindex.org/r/coyoteuglysaloon.com); Peet's Coffee (C, 258 m, https://directindex.org/r/peets.com); Pints Pub (D, 481 m, https://directindex.org/r/pintspub.com); Tuscany Coffee And Deli (F, 553 m, https://directindex.org/r/tuscanycoffee.com); Vibe Coffee & Wine (D, 643 m, https://directindex.org/r/vibecoffeeandwine.com); Satellite Bar (D, 739 m, https://directindex.org/r/satellitebardenver.com); Schoolyard Beer Garden (C, 804 m, https://directindex.org/r/schoolyardbeergarden.com); Ms. Marji's (D, 830 m, https://directindex.org/r/msmarjis.com); eiskaffee (F, 898 m, https://directindex.org/r/eiskaffee.co); Rumours Karaoke Cafe (C, 911 m, https://directindex.org/r/rumourskaraokecafe.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 58% (30% A or B, 68857 sites); This site 49.2%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thegreedyhamster.com/agent-view

## Businesses like The Greedy Hamster in Denver cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Denver cafes and bars | 287 | 52% | 29% | 49.2% |
| Sites built with WordPress in Denver cafes and bars | 58 | 63% | 34% | 49.2% |

The best of the sites built with WordPress in Denver cafes and bars: That's Kava (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/thatskava.com); Kaladi Coffee Roasters (A 87.5%, https://directindex.org/r/kaladicoffee.com); Coffee Story (A 86.2%, https://directindex.org/r/coffeestoryco.com); Goosetown Tavern (B 82.5%, https://directindex.org/r/goosetowntavern.com); Snowl Snow Bowl (B 82.5%, https://directindex.org/r/snowlcafe.com).

With the two fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 95.4%, which would be first of 287 in Denver cafes and bars.

## The direct record
What agents get for The Greedy Hamster, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thegreedyhamster.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://thegreedyhamster.com/menu (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: Sa 15:00-22:00; Mo-We 15:00-21:00; Th 11:30-21:00; Fr 11:30-22:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +1-303-623-2818
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thegreedyhamster.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 7 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thegreedyhamster.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thegreedyhamster.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thegreedyhamster.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thegreedyhamster.com&force=1