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title: What an AI agent reads on The Funky Patacón · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thefunkypatacon.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on The Funky Patacón

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [thefunkypatacon.com](http://www.thefunkypatacon.com/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,273

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

3

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, PerplexityBot)

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Funky Patacón · language en-US. First 1,273 of 1,273 characters:

```
The Funky Patacón HomeOrder OnlineHomeOrder OnlineMoreHomeOrder OnlineSign InCreate AccountMy AccountSigned in as:filler@godaddy.comMy AccountSign outSigned in as:filler@godaddy.comHomeOrder OnlineAccountMy AccountSign outSign InMy AccountDelight all your senses with the best patacones Delight all your senses with the best patacones Delight all your senses with the best patacones Delight all your senses with the best patacones Delight all your senses with the best patacones Delight all your senses with the best patacones Delight all your senses with the best patacones Delight all your senses with the best patacones Where To Find UsDailyThe Arepa Republic RestaurantAll day76 Densley Av.Event DetailsDailyThe Arepa Republic RestaurantWe invite you to join us at 76 Densley Av. in front of The Arepa Republic RestaurantAll day76 Densley Av. Contact UsCatering RequestsNameEmail*SendThis site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.Visit Us!Follow us on social media and keep checking our events to see when we're in your area. We can't wait to see you!The Funky Patacón76 Densley Avenue, Toronto, Ontario M6M 3E8, Canada Copyright © 2025 The Funky Patacón - All Rights Reserved.Powered by Privacy PolicyTerms and Conditions
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [thefunkypatacon.square.site/](https://thefunkypatacon.square.site/) | ordering | square, acting for the business |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```