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title: What an AI agent reads on The Function · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/thefunctionsf.com/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on The Function

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [thefunctionsf.com](https://www.thefunctionsf.com/), from the copy the scanner kept.

5,529

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: The Function SF Comedy Club & Cocktail Lounge · language en. First 1,800 of 5,529 characters:

```
The Function SF Comedy Club & Cocktail Lounge Venue InfoTicketsMenuPrivate EventsContact UsFAQBuy ticketsThe Function presentsUpcoming eventsSPECIAL EVENTSNEW! Golden Gate Comedy NightFriday and Saturdays"Best of " Bay Area Comedy ShowcaseTwo Shows: 7p + 9p ShowtimesTICKETSMondayHayes Valley Comedy NightHappy Hour - 5p to 7pTwo Comedy Shows - 7p + 8:30pTICKETSTuesdayHot Toddy Nights - First Nights of Winter Comedy ShowsDecember 19-23 - Winter Cocktail Specials + Two Comedy ShowsTICKETSChristmas Eve Comedy Night 2024Dec. 24 / Doors 5p, Shows 7p + 8:45p HAPPY HOUR ALL NIGHT!TICKETSFREE Dodgers Watch Party / World Series Game 4Tuesday, Oct. 28 - 5p (Doors 4:50p)- Huge TVs, Happy Hour ALL GAME, Sound on!RSVP415 Day Comedy Festival (SF's Birthday!)Tuesday, April 15 - 7p + 8:45P - ONE NIGHT ONLY!TICKETSNew Year's Eve Comedy BashDecember 31st - 7p + 8:45p ShowsTICKETSSF's Ultimate R&B NYE Party w/ FREE MIDNIGHT TOASTDecember 31st - 10p 'til lateTICKETSHEADLINER: Paco RomaneJAN 7-8 / NBC | Outside Lands | Comedy CentralTICKETSHEADLINER: Oliver GravesJAN 14-15 / America's Got Talent | Punch LineTICKETSWarriors Watch Party - GAME 1Tues 5/6 - 6:30pBring your own Food! ALL-GAME HAPPY HOUR!RSVPSan Francisco AI Week 2025 Laugh GPT: AI Comedy ShowTuesday, Dec. 16 - Two Shows - 7p- 8:30p - HAPPY HOUR - $2-3 off all drinks!TICKETSLaughs by the Bay: San Francisco Comedy ShowscaseHappy Hour - 5p to 7pComedy Show - 7:30pTICKETSSF's "Nightmare" Halloween Bar + Comedy Pop-Up- October 13 - Nov. 1- Exclusive Halloween cocktails!TICKETSWednesdayComedy Trivia Night (WIN PRIZES!)6:30p - Arrive early for best seats / Teams up to 6TICKETSXmas Eve Comedy Night + Holiday Cocktail PartyWednesday, December 24 - 7p + 8:30pHappy hour all night!TICKETSFREE Dodgers Watch Par
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | a menu or price-list page in HTML www.thefunctionsf.com/menu |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [allevents.in/org/hellafunny/20323139](https://allevents.in/org/hellafunny/20323139) | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| [the-function.seatengine-sites.com/calendar](https://the-function.seatengine-sites.com/calendar) | booking | an unrecognised third party |
| [www.eventbrite.com/e/arcade-karaoke-sfs-wild-new-thursday-party-night-](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/arcade-karaoke-sfs-wild-new-thursday-party-night-free-tickets-1987841834438?aff=oddtdtcreator&keep_tld=true) | booking | eventbrite, a marketplace |
| [www.thefunctionsf.com/pricing](https://www.thefunctionsf.com/pricing) | booking | the business's own site |

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the [report](https://directindex.org/r/thefunctionsf.com) turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```