# The Fat Zebra: Agent-Direct Score C (61.5%) Site: http://www.thefatzebra.co.za/ Report: https://directindex.org/r/thefatzebra.co.za Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) The Fat Zebra is partly visible to agents. An AI assistant can open The Fat Zebra's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. To book or order, it is sent to Uber Eats, a marketplace. ## Direct links - Phone: +27674031896 - Address: 71 7th St, 2195, Randburg ## Nearby, also direct Places near The Fat Zebra that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Le petit bistro (10 m): https://directindex.org/r/lepetitbistro.co.za - Kafeneio (510 m): https://directindex.org/r/kafeneio.co.za ## What to fix first - **Ordering only through ubereats.** (+12 points) Every transaction an agent makes goes through the marketplace, which takes its commission. Add a direct way on your own site. Even a simple form will do. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/online-ordering-without-delivery-apps - **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai - **Structured data is incomplete.** (+3 points) Missing: address, telephone. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # The Fat Zebra > cafeor coffee shop in 71 7th St, 2195, Randburg, Johannesburg. Phone +27674031896. ## About - Website: http://www.thefatzebra.co.za/ - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents. - **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response. - **Structured data found (CafeorCoffeeShop).** opening hours - **Uber Eats works with agents through its partners.** Uber's US terms of use (12 October 2026) bar scripts that burden the services and any use to build software or train AI; its Claude and ChatGPT integrations only browse menus, with checkout in the Uber Eats app. Terms read on 2026-10-15: https://www.uber.com/legal/en/document/?name=general-terms-of-use&country=united-states&lang=en. An assistant that isn't a partner may not be able to finish there. A direct path on your own domain works for all of them. ## Where it stands 262 of 697 in Johannesburg. Top 38% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 97% | no | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 92% | no | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 96% | yes | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 27% | no | Nearest places in the index: Le petit bistro (B, 7 m, https://directindex.org/r/lepetitbistro.co.za); Gaucho (D, 51 m, https://directindex.org/r/gauchorestaurant.co.za); Pizza Baby (C, 132 m, https://directindex.org/r/pizzababy.co.za); Njam Eatery (D, 167 m, https://directindex.org/r/njam.co.za); The Whippet in Linden (C, 412 m, https://directindex.org/r/thewhippet.co.za); Picola Pizza and Pasta (D, 428 m, https://directindex.org/r/picola.co.za); Rykies Bistro and Cafe (F, 437 m, https://directindex.org/r/rykies.co.za); Pacinos (D, 444 m, https://directindex.org/r/weebly.com); Smaak (F, 494 m, https://directindex.org/r/smaaksa.co.za); Kafeneio (A, 511 m, https://directindex.org/r/kafeneio.co.za). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Johannesburg and named 78 places. The Fat Zebra wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/johannesburg/recommended Compared with its peers: Sites built with WordPress 55% (25% A or B, 236087 sites); Sites using Uber Eats 61% (32% A or B, 2434 sites); This site 61.5%. See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thefatzebra.co.za/agent-view ## Businesses like The Fat Zebra in Johannesburg | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in Johannesburg | 697 | 51% | 24% | 61.5% | | Sites built with WordPress in Johannesburg | 322 | 60% | 31% | 61.5% | | Sites using Uber Eats in Johannesburg | 8 | 62% | 38% | 61.5% | | Sites built with WordPress and using Uber Eats in Johannesburg | 3 | 73% | 33% | 61.5% | The best of the sites using Uber Eats in Johannesburg: Er Buco Italian Restaurant (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/erbuco.co.za); Chunky Chau (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/chunkychau.co.za); A Taste of Mozambique (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/tasteofmozambique.co.za); Nice on Poplar (C 61.5%, https://directindex.org/r/niceonpoplar.co.za); Stud. The Burger Shop (D 53.8%, https://directindex.org/r/studtheburgershop.co.za). With the three fixes above (Ordering only through ubereats; No menu or price list found; Structured data is incomplete), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 10th of 697 in Johannesburg, up from 262nd. ## The direct record What agents get for The Fat Zebra, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thefatzebra.co.za - Book: none on record - Order: none on record - Menu: none on record - Hours: none on record - Phone: +27674031896 ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no - Vendor terms for agents, Uber Eats: Through partners. Uber's US terms of use (12 October 2026) bar scripts that burden the services and any use to build software or train AI; its Claude and ChatGPT integrations only browse menus, with checkout in the Uber Eats app. Read 2026-10-15: https://www.uber.com/legal/en/document/?name=general-terms-of-use&country=united-states&lang=en ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 25 | 25 | | Readable | 12 | 25 | | Actionable | 3 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thefatzebra.co.za - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: yes Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thefatzebra.co.za/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thefatzebra.co.za/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology ยท Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thefatzebra.co.za&force=1