# The Fat Dog: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.thefatdog.nl
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thefatdog.nl
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Fat Dog is largely invisible to agents.

## Direct links
- Phone: +31 20 221 6249

## What to fix first
- **The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent is turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the rendered page. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering path at all.** (+15 points) Agents have nothing to act on. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer' from marketplaces instead. Add a menu or price list page and link it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "The Fat Dog",
  "url": "https://www.thefatdog.nl",
  "telephone": "+31 20 221 6249",
  "email": "info@thefatdog.nl",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Ruysdaelkade 251",
    "postalCode": "1072AX",
    "addressLocality": "Amsterdam"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 52.3498996,
    "longitude": 4.8868945
  },
  "openingHours": "We-Su 12:00-24:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [
        "Wednesday",
        "Thursday",
        "Friday",
        "Saturday",
        "Sunday"
      ],
      "opens": "12:00",
      "closes": "24:00"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "hot dog"
  ]
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There is no robots.txt, which allows everything.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: The site could not be read at all
- New: The site turned every visitor without a browser away; No structured data for the business; No menu or price list; No booking or ordering path at all

## Where it stands
1259 of 1268 in Amsterdam. Top 99% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 98% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 85% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 56% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 26% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Omahe (B, 2 m, https://directindex.org/r/omahe.nl); The Harbour Club Kitchen (A, 188 m, https://directindex.org/r/theharbourclub.com); Sjefietshe (C, 189 m, https://directindex.org/r/sjefietshe.nl); Trevi's (B, 209 m, https://directindex.org/r/trevisamsterdam.nl); Jaspers (F, 247 m, https://directindex.org/r/restaurantjaspers.nl); Thai Deum (C, 265 m, https://directindex.org/r/thaideum.com); Maydanoz (C, 285 m, https://directindex.org/r/maydanoz-amsterdam.nl); Tasty Indian Bites / Amantra (B, 299 m, https://directindex.org/r/tastyindianbites.nl); The Breakfast Club (B, 325 m, https://directindex.org/r/thebreakfastclub.nl); Sapporo Ramen SORA (B, 328 m, https://directindex.org/r/ramensora.nl).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thefatdog.nl/agent-view

## Businesses like The Fat Dog in Amsterdam

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Amsterdam | 1268 | 56% | 31% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Amsterdam: Amigo (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/amigogrill.nl); Club Birdies (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/clubbirdies.nl); Flore (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/restaurantflore.com); Graham's Kitchen (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/grahamskitchen.amsterdam); Hanzade Çiğköfte (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/hanzadecigkofte.nl).

With the three fixes above (The site turns every visitor without a browser away, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering path at all) the score would be about 84.6%: 129th of 1,268 in Amsterdam, up from 1259th.

## The direct record
What agents get for The Fat Dog, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thefatdog.nl
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: We-Su 12:00-24:00 (open now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +31 20 221 6249

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got TimeoutError: The operation was aborted due to timeout); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thefatdog.nl/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thefatdog.nl/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thefatdog.nl&force=1