# The Drunken Crab: Agent-Direct Score A (86.2%)

Site: http://www.thedrunkencrab.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thedrunkencrab.com
Scanned: 2026-10-23 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The Drunken Crab is ready for agents.
An AI assistant can open The Drunken Crab's website. It can't find a menu or price list, so it answers from other sites. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site.

## Direct links
- Order directly: https://www.thedrunkencrab.com/tdc-delivery-partners (on the business's own site)
- Phone: +18189829000
- Address: 13350 Sherman Way, 91605-4441, North Hollywood

## Nearby, also direct
Places near The Drunken Crab that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Hungry Fox (60 m): https://directindex.org/r/hungry-fox.net
- All Vegan Franks (360 m): https://directindex.org/r/allveganfranks.com
- Alessandro's Pizza (730 m): https://directindex.org/r/alessandropizzaitalian.com

## What to fix first
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that don't run scripts see an empty page. Put the menu, hours and address in plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Structured data found (Restaurant).** address, phone, opening hours
- **Ordering on your own site.** Agents can order without going through a marketplace.

## Where it stands
599 of 4566 in Los Angeles. Top 13% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 95% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 59% | yes |
| Have an llms.txt | 38% | yes |

Nearest places in the index: Hungry Fox (D, 63 m, https://directindex.org/r/hungry-fox.net); Kazuki Sushi (F, 329 m, https://directindex.org/r/kazukisushi.us); Slingers (F, 363 m, https://directindex.org/r/slingersla.com); All Vegan Franks (D, 364 m, https://directindex.org/r/allveganfranks.com); OMGarnachas (F, 727 m, https://directindex.org/r/omgarnachas.com); Alessandro's Pizza (A, 731 m, https://directindex.org/r/alessandropizzaitalian.com); Doc's Wings (D, 774 m, https://directindex.org/r/eatdocswings.com); Ker & Soos Catering (D, 775 m, https://directindex.org/r/kerandsoos.com); Sanamluang Café N. Hollywood (F, 781 m, https://directindex.org/r/californiabeaches.com); New China Restaurant (F, 842 m, https://directindex.org/r/mynewchina.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Los Angeles and named 95 places. The Drunken Crab wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/los-angeles/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Popmenu 75% (67% A or B, 728 sites); This site 86.2%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thedrunkencrab.com/agent-view

## Businesses like The Drunken Crab in Los Angeles

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Los Angeles | 4566 | 50% | 32% | 86.2% |
| Sites built with Popmenu in Los Angeles | 47 | 82% | 74% | 86.2% |

The best of the sites built with Popmenu in Los Angeles: Bistro On The Blvd (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bistroontheblvd.com); Blue Ribbon Sushi (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brsushipalisades.com); Casablanca (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/casablancarestaurant.net); Chicken Dijon (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/chickendijon.com); Daily Grill (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/dailygrill.com).

With the two fixes above (No menu or price list found; Almost no text without JavaScript), the score would be about 100%, which would be first of 4,566 in Los Angeles.

## The direct record
What agents get for The Drunken Crab, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thedrunkencrab.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: https://www.thedrunkencrab.com/tdc-delivery-partners (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-23, not yet tested)
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +18189829000
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thedrunkencrab.com/order

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 23 | 25 |
| Readable | 18 | 25 |
| Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thedrunkencrab.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: yes
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: yes
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thedrunkencrab.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thedrunkencrab.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thedrunkencrab.com&force=1