# The Church: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.thechurchjq.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thechurchjq.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Church's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-15 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of The Church, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +44 121 448 3866

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright, which usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser was tried as well and got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
182 of 190 in Birmingham cafes and bars. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 84% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 84% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 53% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 5% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Rolling Mill (B, 207 m, https://directindex.org/r/therollingmill.co.uk); The Jewellers Arms (D, 223 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackcountryales.co.uk); Urban Coffee Company (F, 329 m, https://directindex.org/r/gkrtmc.com); Hen & Chickens (C, 474 m, https://directindex.org/r/henandchickens.co.uk); Saint Kitchen (B, 577 m, https://directindex.org/r/saintkitchen.com); grounded. St Paul's (C, 579 m, https://directindex.org/r/groundedcafe.co.uk); The Red Lion (D, 603 m, https://directindex.org/r/theredlionbirmingham.com); Donuts N Chai (F, 850 m, https://directindex.org/r/donutsnchai.co.uk); The Royal (B, 853 m, https://directindex.org/r/theroyalbirmingham.co.uk); The Old Contemptibles (C, 920 m, https://directindex.org/r/nicholsonspubs.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like The Church in Birmingham cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars | 190 | 49% | 22% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Birmingham cafes and bars: Vagabond Wines (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/vagabondwines.co.uk); Centenary Coffee & Co (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/centenarylounge.com); Be at One (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/beatone.co.uk); Dirty Martini (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/dirtymartini.co.uk); Nortons (A 90%, https://directindex.org/r/nortonsdigbeth.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Church, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thechurchjq.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-We 12:00-22:00; Th 12:00-23:00; Fr,Sa 12:00-00:00; Su 12:00-19:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +44 121 448 3866

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thechurchjq.co.uk/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thechurchjq.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thechurchjq.co.uk&force=1