# The Cat's Back: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.thecatsback.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thecatsback.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach The Cat's Back's website on 2026-10-21 (not html). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open The Cat's Back's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Address: Point Pleasant 86-88 SW18 1NN London

## Nearby, also direct
Places near The Cat's Back that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Kaspa's (620 m): https://directindex.org/r/kaspas.co.uk
- The Purple Owl (640 m): https://directindex.org/r/thepurpleowl.co.uk
- Piptree (650 m): https://directindex.org/r/piptreecatering.com
- The Ram Inn (710 m): https://directindex.org/r/theraminnsw18.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with not_html.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
5687 of 5907 in London cafes and bars. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 94% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 50% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Queen Adelaide (B, 219 m, https://directindex.org/r/thequeenadelaide.co.uk); another brother (D, 517 m, https://directindex.org/r/anotherbrother.co); Tony's Cafe (F, 548 m, https://directindex.org/r/restauranteoliva.com); Aurienna Caribbean Cookhouse (F, 558 m, https://directindex.org/r/aurienna.com); Kiss Me Hardy Wacky Warehouse (F, 576 m, https://directindex.org/r/wackywarehouse.co.uk); The King’s Arms (B, 599 m, https://directindex.org/r/kingsarmswandsworth.co.uk); Kaspa's (B, 622 m, https://directindex.org/r/kaspas.co.uk); The Purple Owl (B, 642 m, https://directindex.org/r/thepurpleowl.co.uk); Piptree (A, 652 m, https://directindex.org/r/piptreecatering.com); The Ram Inn (B, 709 m, https://directindex.org/r/theraminnsw18.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like The Cat's Back in London cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5907 | 50% | 30% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Artistcafelondon (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/artistcafelondon.co.uk); Bar 8 (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bar8.co.uk); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Cat's Back, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thecatsback.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thecatsback.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thecatsback.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thecatsback.com&force=1