# Brass Monkey: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.thebrassmonkeyglasgow.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thebrassmonkeyglasgow.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Brass Monkey's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-14 (dns error). Rescans are free.

## Direct links
- Phone: +44 141 243 2170

## What to fix first
- **The address is dead.** The domain does not resolve. Either the site moved or the DNS record is gone. Nothing answers here, so the business is counted as having no working site and left out of the ranking. Fix the domain or the hosting, then rescan; it is free.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in Glasgow cafes and bars.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 90% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 76% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 57% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 5% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Lebowskis (C, 51 m, https://directindex.org/r/lebowskis.co.uk); Strip Joint (D, 87 m, https://directindex.org/r/stripjointglasgow.co.uk); Piece (D, 145 m, https://directindex.org/r/pieceglasgow.com); The Hidden Lane Tearoom (A, 146 m, https://directindex.org/r/hiddenlanetearoom.com); Van Winkle (B, 334 m, https://directindex.org/r/vanwinkle.co.uk); The 78 (C, 380 m, https://directindex.org/r/the78.co.uk); Ottoman Coffeehouse (B, 390 m, https://directindex.org/r/ottomancoffeehouse.co.uk); ClydeBuilt (B, 573 m, https://directindex.org/r/sec.co.uk); Chinaski's (C, 607 m, https://directindex.org/r/bestcasinosnotongamstop.co); Roast (F, 621 m, https://directindex.org/r/roastglasgow.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Brass Monkey in Glasgow cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in Glasgow cafes and bars | 201 | 49% | 27% | 0% |

The best of Same kind in Glasgow cafes and bars: Tennent's Bar (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thetennentsbarglasgow.co.uk); The Auctioneers (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/theauctioneersglasgow.co.uk); The Granary (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thegranaryglasgow.co.uk); The Horseshoe Bar (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/thehorseshoebarglasgow.co.uk); The Hyndland Cafe (A 91.3%, https://directindex.org/r/hyndlandcafe.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Brass Monkey, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thebrassmonkeyglasgow.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +44 141 243 2170

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thebrassmonkeyglasgow.co.uk/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thebrassmonkeyglasgow.co.uk&force=1