# The Blue Lagoon: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.thebluelagooncafebar.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thebluelagooncafebar.com
Scanned: 2026-10-24 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach The Blue Lagoon's website on 2026-10-24 (http 403). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open The Blue Lagoon's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +44 117 942 7471
- Address: Gloucester Road 18-20 BS7 8AE Bristol
- Hours, from OpenStreetMap: Mon–Thu 08:30–00:00; Fri 08:30–01:30; Sat 08:00–01:30; Sun 09:00–00:00
- Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)

## Nearby, also direct
Places near The Blue Lagoon that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Gallimaufry (40 m): https://directindex.org/r/thegallimaufry.co.uk
- Perfecto (90 m): https://directindex.org/r/perfectocoffee.co.uk
- Kask2 (150 m): https://directindex.org/r/kaskwine.co.uk
- Chaiiwala (370 m): https://directindex.org/r/chaiiwala.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server refuses the request outright. That usually means a firewall rule aimed at bots. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
139 of 144 in Bristol cafes and bars. Top 97% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 80% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 53% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 27% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Gallimaufry (B, 35 m, https://directindex.org/r/thegallimaufry.co.uk); Perfecto (B, 92 m, https://directindex.org/r/perfectocoffee.co.uk); Kask2 (A, 153 m, https://directindex.org/r/kaskwine.co.uk); La Ruca (F, 162 m, https://directindex.org/r/laruca.co.uk); The Filthy Thirteen (F, 229 m, https://directindex.org/r/filthyxiii.com); Peggy's (C, 329 m, https://directindex.org/r/peggysbristol.co.uk); Chaiiwala (B, 366 m, https://directindex.org/r/chaiiwala.co.uk); Bristol Flyer (B, 370 m, https://directindex.org/r/theflyerbristol.co.uk); Somerville Club (C, 509 m, https://directindex.org/r/somervilleclub.co.uk); The Old England (F, 554 m, https://directindex.org/r/eventbars.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like The Blue Lagoon in Bristol cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Bristol cafes and bars | 144 | 57% | 33% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Bristol cafes and bars: Coffi Lab (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/coffilab.co.uk); The Greyhound (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/greyhoundfishponds.co.uk); The Old Fish Market (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/oldfishmarket.co.uk); GAIL's (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/gails.com); Spirited (A 92.3%, https://directindex.org/r/spiritedbristol.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Blue Lagoon, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thebluelagooncafebar.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: Mo-Th 08:30-24:00; Fr 08:30-01:30; Sa 08:00-01:30; Su 09:00-24:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +44 117 942 7471

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thebluelagooncafebar.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thebluelagooncafebar.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thebluelagooncafebar.com&force=1