# The Beast Next Door Cafe & Bar: Agent-Direct Score A (89.2%)

Site: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thebeastnextdoor.com
Scanned: 2026-10-14 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Beast Next Door Cafe & Bar is ready for agents.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/reservations-motto (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/menu-2
- Phone: +1 718-255-1612

## What to fix first
- **Almost no text without JavaScript.** (+2 points) Crawlers that do not run scripts see an empty page. Render the menu, hours and address as plain HTML. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/website-blank-without-javascript
- **Structured data is incomplete.** (+2 points) Missing: telephone. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "The Beast Next Door Cafe & Bar",
  "url": "https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com",
  "telephone": "+1 718-255-1612",
  "email": "info@thebeaatnextdoor.com",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "27th Street 42-51",
    "postalCode": "11101"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 40.748908,
    "longitude": -73.9408313
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "gastropub"
  ],
  "acceptsReservations": "https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/reservations-motto",
  "hasMenu": "https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/menu-2",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/reservations-motto",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# The Beast Next Door Cafe & Bar

> bar or pub (gastropub) in 27th Street 42-51 11101, New York cafes and bars. Phone +1 718-255-1612.

## Book or order directly

- Book: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/reservations-motto (on the business's own site)
- Menu: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/menu-2

## About

- Website: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Structured data present (LocalBusiness).** address, opening hours
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.
- **Booking on your own site.** Agents can book without a marketplace in the loop.

## Where it stands
70 of 1612 in New York cafes and bars. Top 4% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 96% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 99% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 24% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 11% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Softbite (C, 114 m, https://directindex.org/r/softbite.us); Teazzi Tea Shop (D, 163 m, https://directindex.org/r/teazzi.com); Lately Café (F, 363 m, https://directindex.org/r/latelycafelic.com); Pumpernickel Bagel & Delicatessan (D, 367 m, https://directindex.org/r/pumpbagels.com); Petite Maman (C, 806 m, https://directindex.org/r/mamannyc.com); Big Alice Brewing (C, 893 m, https://directindex.org/r/bigalicebrewing.com); Fifth Hammer Brewing Company (A, 941 m, https://directindex.org/r/fifthhammerbrewing.com); Griddle Cafe & Deli (B, 989 m, https://directindex.org/r/griddlelic.com); Overflow Coffee (C, 1095 m, https://directindex.org/r/overflowcoffee.nyc); Little Chef Little Café (A, 1240 m, https://directindex.org/r/littlecheflittlecafe.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites built with Squarespace 65% (48% A or B, 7098 sites); This site 89.2%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thebeastnextdoor.com/agent-view

## Businesses like The Beast Next Door Cafe & Bar in New York cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Same kind in New York cafes and bars | 1612 | 46% | 30% | 89.2% |
| Built with Squarespace in New York cafes and bars | 403 | 67% | 46% | 89.2% |

The best of Built with Squarespace in New York cafes and bars: Analogue (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/analoguenyc.com); Sandwell (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/getsandwell.com); Le Petit Parisienne (A 95%, https://directindex.org/r/lepetitparisienusa.com); Osamil (A 95%, https://directindex.org/r/osamil.com); Pitanga (A 95%, https://directindex.org/r/pitangabk.com).

With the two fixes above (Almost no text without JavaScript; Structured data is incomplete) the score would be about 95.4%: 8th of 1,612 in New York cafes and bars, up from 70th.

## The direct record
What agents get for The Beast Next Door Cafe & Bar, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thebeastnextdoor.com
- Book: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/reservations-motto (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-14, not yet tested)
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://www.thebeastnextdoor.com/menu-2 (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +1 718-255-1612
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thebeastnextdoor.com/book, https://directindex.org/go/thebeastnextdoor.com/menu
- Agents and people followed 1 direct link to this business this month (1 by AI agents).

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): not measured
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): not measured
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): not measured

Not measured at this scan; the next scan measures it.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 23 | 25 |
| Readable | 20 | 25 |
| Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thebeastnextdoor.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: yes
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: yes

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thebeastnextdoor.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thebeastnextdoor.com&force=1