# The Angry Jerk: Agent-Direct Score C (66.2%)

Site: https://www.theangryjerk.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/theangryjerk.com
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the action test and the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
The Angry Jerk is partly visible to agents.

## Direct links
- Book directly: https://tmt.spotapps.co/job-listings?spot_id=399234&callback_url=http://theangryjerk.com/# (through spoton acting for the business)
- Order directly: https://www.toasttab.com/angry-jerk-dupont (through toast acting for the business)
- Menu: https://theangryjerk.com/silver-spring-the-angry-jerk-food-menu
- Phone: +13013280823

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+14 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). It is the one block every assistant reads first; the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, still worth doing) Optional today, cheap to add: a short text file describing the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). One block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom-code slot. Replace anything that is wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "FastFoodRestaurant",
  "name": "The Angry Jerk",
  "url": "https://www.theangryjerk.com/",
  "telephone": "+13013280823",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Connecticut Avenue Northwest 1300",
    "postalCode": "20036",
    "addressLocality": "Washington"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 38.9076393,
    "longitude": -77.0425594
  },
  "openingHours": "Mo-Su 11:00-01:00",
  "openingHoursSpecification": [
    {
      "@type": "OpeningHoursSpecification",
      "dayOfWeek": [],
      "opens": "11:00",
      "closes": "01:00"
    }
  ],
  "servesCuisine": [
    "caribbean"
  ],
  "acceptsReservations": "https://tmt.spotapps.co/job-listings?spot_id=399234&callback_url=http://theangryjerk.com/#",
  "hasMenu": "https://theangryjerk.com/silver-spring-the-angry-jerk-food-menu",
  "potentialAction": [
    {
      "@type": "ReserveAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://tmt.spotapps.co/job-listings?spot_id=399234&callback_url=http://theangryjerk.com/#",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      },
      "result": {
        "@type": "Reservation",
        "name": "Reservation"
      }
    },
    {
      "@type": "OrderAction",
      "target": {
        "@type": "EntryPoint",
        "urlTemplate": "https://www.toasttab.com/angry-jerk-dupont",
        "actionPlatform": [
          "http://schema.org/DesktopWebPlatform",
          "http://schema.org/MobileWebPlatform"
        ]
      }
    }
  ]
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# The Angry Jerk

> fast food restaurant (caribbean) in Connecticut Avenue Northwest 1300 20036 Washington, Washington, DC. Phone +13013280823.

## Book or order directly

- Book: https://tmt.spotapps.co/job-listings?spot_id=399234&callback_url=http://theangryjerk.com/# (through spoton acting for the business)
- Order: https://www.toasttab.com/angry-jerk-dupont (through toast acting for the business)
- Menu: https://theangryjerk.com/silver-spring-the-angry-jerk-food-menu

## Opening hours

Mo-Su 11:00-01:00

## About

- Website: https://www.theangryjerk.com/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the key AI user agents.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all received a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read items and prices directly.
- **Booking through spoton on your own domain.** No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.
- **Ordering through toast on your own domain.** No marketplace commission, and the guest stays yours.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in Washington, DC.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 100% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 95% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 53% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 25% | no |

Nearest places in the index: DGS Delicatessen (C, 46 m, https://directindex.org/r/dgsdelicatessen.com); Ruben's (D, 48 m, https://directindex.org/r/rubensmexicanfood.com); Shah's Halal Food (B, 60 m, https://directindex.org/r/shahshalalfood.com); City Tap House (A, 68 m, https://directindex.org/r/citytap.com); Casamara (A, 72 m, https://directindex.org/r/casamaradc.com); Aloha Pokē Co (B, 75 m, https://directindex.org/r/alohapokeco.com); Cafe Citron (A, 81 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafecitrondc.com); ala (C, 108 m, https://directindex.org/r/ala-dc.com); Krispy Kreme (F, 128 m, https://directindex.org/r/krispykreme.com); Palm Restaurant (B, 128 m, https://directindex.org/r/thepalm.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

Against its peers: Sites using SpotOn 71% (36% A or B, 148 sites); Sites using Toast 74% (63% A or B, 1884 sites); This site 66.2%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/theangryjerk.com/agent-view

## Businesses like The Angry Jerk in Washington, DC

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Using SpotOn in Washington, DC | 12 | 68% | 25% | 66.2% |

The best of Using SpotOn in Washington, DC: Smokin' Pig (B 83.1%, https://directindex.org/r/smokinpigdc.com); Agua 301 (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/agua301.com); Mexicali Blues (B 72.8%, https://directindex.org/r/mexicali-blues.com); Bobby Van's Steakhouse (C 66.2%, https://directindex.org/r/bobbyvans15thdc.com); Compliments Only (C 66.2%, https://directindex.org/r/complimentsonlysubs.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Angry Jerk, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/theangryjerk.com
- Book: https://tmt.spotapps.co/job-listings?spot_id=399234&callback_url=http://theangryjerk.com/# (vendor on own site: SpotOn; found by the scan of 2026-10-15, not yet tested)
- Order: https://www.toasttab.com/angry-jerk-dupont (vendor on own site: Toast; found by the scan of 2026-10-15, not yet tested)
- Menu: https://theangryjerk.com/silver-spring-the-angry-jerk-food-menu (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: Mo-Su 11:00-01:00 (closed now) (from OpenStreetMap)
- Phone: +13013280823
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/theangryjerk.com/book, https://directindex.org/go/theangryjerk.com/order, https://directindex.org/go/theangryjerk.com/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Toast): yes
- Vendor terms for agents, SpotOn: Not stated. The terms do not address an agent acting for a person (several bar scraping or data extraction only), could not be read on the date given, or the vendor has not been researched yet.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 8 | 25 |
| Actionable | 10 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 1 of 5, Basic Web Presence. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/theangryjerk.com
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: yes
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/theangryjerk.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 19 EUR, one-off.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=theangryjerk.com&force=1