# The Alley: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.thealleythailand.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thealleythailand.com
Scanned: 2026-10-22 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach The Alley's website on 2026-10-22 (origin timeout). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open The Alley's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +66614142222
- Address: 23 Sukhumvit Rd, 10260, กรุงเทพมหานคร

## Nearby, also direct
Places near The Alley that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Shamrock Irish Pub • BTS Bang Chak (250 m): https://directindex.org/r/shakespearepubbangkok.com
- Chateau Cafe (560 m): https://directindex.org/r/chateaudesukhumvit.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The server didn't answer requests from Cloudflare's network. A hosting firewall may be blocking them. A real browser tried too and got inspect: Execution context was destroyed.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
952 of 988 in Bangkok cafes and bars. Top 96% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 84% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 65% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 87% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 25% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 30% | no |

Nearest places in the index: The Shamrock Irish Pub • BTS Bang Chak (A, 249 m, https://directindex.org/r/shakespearepubbangkok.com); Chateau Cafe (D, 559 m, https://directindex.org/r/chateaudesukhumvit.com); Breve BKK (D, 1044 m, https://directindex.org/r/brevebkk.com); Nourish Cafe (F, 1127 m, https://directindex.org/r/nourishcafe.asia); MyJuicebkk (D, 1315 m, https://directindex.org/r/myjuicebkk.com); 101 Food and Drink (C, 1321 m, https://directindex.org/r/101foodanddrink.com); Playroom Work & Drink Punnawithi (F, 1374 m, https://directindex.org/r/playroomoffice.com); Onthego music & bar (F, 1400 m, https://directindex.org/r/wixsite.com); Black Canyon Coffee (F, 1440 m, https://directindex.org/r/blackcanyoncoffee.com); MeJuice (D, 1524 m, https://directindex.org/r/mejuicepress.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about Bangkok cafes and bars and named 56 places. The Alley wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/bangkok-cafes-bars/recommended


## Businesses like The Alley in Bangkok cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Bangkok cafes and bars | 988 | 42% | 13% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Bangkok cafes and bars: Anaya Espresso Kitchen (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/anayaespressosociety.com); Baan Kanom Farang - บ้านขนมฝรั่ง เค้กวันเกิด เค้กขายส่ง บริการส่ง Delivery (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/baankanomfarangbakery.com); Bar Us (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/us-bar.com); Dark (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/darkoffee.com); Havana Social (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/havanasocialbkk.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for The Alley, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thealleythailand.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +66614142222

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thealleythailand.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thealleythailand.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thealleythailand.com&force=1