# The Alchemist: Agent-Direct Score D (53.8%)

Site: http://thealchemist.pl/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/thealchemist.pl
Scanned: 2026-10-22 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The Alchemist is hard for agents to use.
An AI assistant can open The Alchemist's website. It can read what The Alchemist offers. It finds a phone number, but no link to book or order online.

## Direct links
- Menu: https://thealchemist.pl/menu.html
- Phone: +48 664 853 475
- Address: Grzybowska 5A
- Outdoor seating (OpenStreetMap)
- Step-free access (OpenStreetMap)
- Languages: English

## Nearby, also direct
Places near The Alchemist that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Tutti Santi (260 m): https://directindex.org/r/tuttisanti.pl
- Kieliszki na Próżnej (310 m): https://directindex.org/r/kieliszkinaproznej.pl

## What to fix first
- **No structured data for the business.** (+14 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Restaurant, LocalBusiness or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine and acceptsReservations). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+13 points) There's only a phone number or WhatsApp, and agents can't use those yet. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **The footer says © 2024.** Visitors and assistants may read that year as the last time anyone looked after the site. In Warsaw, 63% of comparable sites that show a year say 2025 or later.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "Restaurant",
  "name": "The Alchemist",
  "url": "http://thealchemist.pl/",
  "telephone": "+48 664 853 475",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Grzybowska 5A"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 52.236804,
    "longitude": 21.0003857
  },
  "servesCuisine": [
    "grill"
  ],
  "hasMenu": "https://thealchemist.pl/menu.html"
}
</script>
```

llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site.

```
# The Alchemist

> restaurant (grill) in Grzybowska 5A, Warsaw. Phone +48 664 853 475.

## Book or order directly

- Menu: https://thealchemist.pl/menu.html

## About

- Website: http://thealchemist.pl/
- This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models.
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed.
- **AI crawlers get the page.** GPTBot, ClaudeBot and PerplexityBot all got a normal response.
- **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices.

## Where it stands
734 of 1436 in Warsaw. Top 51% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 100% | yes |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 100% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 94% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 4% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Tapas Gastrobar (D, 39 m, https://directindex.org/r/tapasgastrobar.pl); Ceviche Bar (C, 170 m, https://directindex.org/r/cevichebar.pl); Miseczka Oshin (F, 195 m, https://directindex.org/r/miseczkaoshin.pl); Brasserie Le Stanislas (D, 206 m, https://directindex.org/r/accor.com); Bistro Korado (D, 209 m, https://directindex.org/r/beep.pl); Sol y Sombra (D, 212 m, https://directindex.org/r/solysombra.pl); Tutti Santi (C, 257 m, https://directindex.org/r/tuttisanti.pl); Prime Cut (F, 277 m, https://directindex.org/r/primecut.pl); Dervish Kitchen Vegetarian Deli (D, 291 m, https://directindex.org/r/dervishkitchen.com); Kieliszki na Próżnej (C, 306 m, https://directindex.org/r/kieliszkinaproznej.pl).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 22 everyday questions about Warsaw and named 106 places. The Alchemist wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/warsaw/recommended


See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/thealchemist.pl/agent-view

## Businesses like The Alchemist in Warsaw

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Warsaw | 1436 | 56% | 30% | 53.8% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Warsaw: 7 Dni (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/7dnigrillkebab.pl); AMICI Italian Food Lovers (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/amiciwarszawa.pl); Ahura Grill & Mezze (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/ahuragrillmezze.pl); Ale Burger (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/aleburgerwarszawa.pl); Annam (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/annamrestaurants.pl).

With the two fixes above (No structured data for the business; No booking or ordering link on the website), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 132nd of 1,436 in Warsaw, up from 734th.

## The direct record
What agents get for The Alchemist, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/thealchemist.pl
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: https://thealchemist.pl/menu.html (html_page; from the scan)
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +48 664 853 475
- Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/thealchemist.pl/menu

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 25 | 25 |
| Readable | 8 | 25 |
| Actionable | 2 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/thealchemist.pl
- Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md)
- sitemap.xml: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/sitemap/SKILL.md)
- AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md)
- Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md)
- Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md)
- llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md)
- API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md)
- MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md)
- A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md)
- Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md)
- OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md)
- OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md)
- auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md)
- Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md)
- ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md)
- DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md)
- WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md)
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/thealchemist.pl/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/thealchemist.pl/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=thealchemist.pl&force=1
