# The Flying Egg Cafe: Agent-Direct Score C (68.8%) Site: http://www.the-flyingegg.co.uk Report: https://directindex.org/r/the-flyingegg.co.uk Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.) The Flying Egg Cafe is partly visible to agents. Some AI assistants are turned away by The Flying Egg Cafe's website. It can read what The Flying Egg Cafe offers. It finds a way to book or order directly on the site. ## Direct links - Order directly: https://qr.the-flyingegg.co.uk/store/the-flying-egg/category/breakfast/ (on the business's own site) - Menu: https://qr.the-flyingegg.co.uk/ - Phone: +442087599302 - Address: 300 High Street Harlington, UB3 5DU, Hayes ## Nearby, also direct Places near The Flying Egg Cafe that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between. - Myst West (830 m): https://directindex.org/r/myst-west.co.uk - Tencha London (1.8 km): https://directindex.org/r/tencha.co.uk - The Music Box (2 km): https://directindex.org/r/themusicboxhayes.co.uk - Champagne Bar Departure Lounge Terminal 2 London Heathrow Airport (2 km): https://directindex.org/r/heathrow.com - cinitas cafe (2.2 km): https://directindex.org/r/cintias.cafe ## What to fix first - **No structured data for the business.** (+14 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant - **The server turns AI crawlers away at the door.** (+3.3 points) Requests as GPTBot (http_429) were refused, but a normal browser got the page. That's usually a bot list at the host or in a firewall that the owner never chose. Ask the host to allow these user agents. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing - **No llms.txt.** (no points, but worth doing) Optional for now and cheap to add. It's a short text file that describes the business for language models. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/llms-txt-for-a-business - **The phone number on the site doesn't match the open map data.** The site shows 07411390729, but OpenStreetMap or Overture Maps lists +442087599302. An assistant that sees two numbers can't tell which one to trust. Fix whichever is wrong, on the site or in the map data at openstreetmap.org. ## Fix kit: What to paste Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong. ```html ``` llms.txt. Save as /llms.txt at the root of the site. ``` # The Flying Egg Cafe > local business in 300 High Street Harlington, UB3 5DU, Hayes, London cafes and bars. Phone +442087599302. ## Book or order directly - Order: https://qr.the-flyingegg.co.uk/store/the-flying-egg/category/breakfast/ (on the business's own site) - Menu: https://qr.the-flyingegg.co.uk/ ## About - Website: http://www.the-flyingegg.co.uk - This file follows llms.txt (https://llmstxt.org): a short plain-text description for language models. ``` ## Already right - **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** There's no robots.txt, which means everything is allowed. - **Menu or price list is an HTML page.** Agents can read the items and prices. - **Ordering on your own site.** Agents can order without going through a marketplace. ## Where it stands 1788 of 5693 in London cafes and bars. Top 31% of the sites scanned in this index. | What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site | |---|---|---| | Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | yes | | Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | yes | | Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | no | | Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no | | Have an llms.txt | 22% | no | Nearest places in the index: Glendola Leisure (F, 283 m, https://directindex.org/r/glendolaleisure.co.uk); Myst West (B, 833 m, https://directindex.org/r/myst-west.co.uk); London Sant Nirankari Bhawan (F, 1020 m, https://directindex.org/r/nirankari.org); Toca do Coelho (D, 1657 m, https://directindex.org/r/myhounslow.co.uk); Tencha London (B, 1806 m, https://directindex.org/r/tencha.co.uk); The Music Box (B, 1993 m, https://directindex.org/r/themusicboxhayes.co.uk); Le Café Louis Vuitton (F, 1994 m, https://directindex.org/r/louisvuitton.com); Champagne Bar Departure Lounge Terminal 2 London Heathrow Airport (B, 1996 m, https://directindex.org/r/heathrow.com); London's Pride (B, 2061 m, https://directindex.org/r/londonspride.com); cinitas cafe (C, 2241 m, https://directindex.org/r/cintias.cafe). ## What assistants answer The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included. The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. The Flying Egg Cafe wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-cafes-bars/recommended See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/the-flyingegg.co.uk/agent-view ## Businesses like The Flying Egg Cafe in London cafes and bars | Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site | |---|---|---|---|---| | Businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars | 5693 | 50% | 30% | 68.8% | The best of the businesses of the same kind in London cafes and bars: And Then (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/andthentooting.com); Artistcafelondon (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/artistcafelondon.co.uk); Bar 8 (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/bar8.co.uk); Bar Américain (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/brasseriezedel.com); Bar Soho (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barsoho.co.uk). With the two fixes above (No structured data for the business; The server turns AI crawlers away at the door), the score would be about 95.4%. That would be 52nd of 5,693 in London cafes and bars, up from 1788th. ## The direct record What agents get for The Flying Egg Cafe, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/the-flyingegg.co.uk - Book: none on record - Order: https://qr.the-flyingegg.co.uk/store/the-flying-egg/category/breakfast/ (own site; found by the scan of 2026-10-21, not yet tested) - Menu: https://qr.the-flyingegg.co.uk/ (html_page; from the scan) - Hours: none on record - Phone: +442087599302 - Stable links that count: https://directindex.org/go/the-flyingegg.co.uk/order, https://directindex.org/go/the-flyingegg.co.uk/menu ## Can an agent transact? Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0). - UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no - ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no - MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no - Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no ## Score breakdown | Component | Points | Available | |---|---|---| | Reachable | 21.7 | 25 | | Readable | 8 | 25 | | Actionable | 15 | 15 (the action test: pending) | | Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) | ## Agent readiness (Cloudflare) Level 0 of 5, Not Ready. Cloudflare's report: https://isitagentready.com/the-flyingegg.co.uk - Link headers on the homepage: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/link-headers/SKILL.md) - sitemap.xml: yes - AI bot rules in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ai-rules/SKILL.md) - Content Signals in robots.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/content-signals/SKILL.md) - Markdown on Accept: text/markdown: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/markdown-negotiation/SKILL.md) - llms.txt: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/llms-txt/SKILL.md) - API catalog (RFC 9727): no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/api-catalog/SKILL.md) - MCP server card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/mcp-server-card/SKILL.md) - A2A agent card: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/a2a-agent-card/SKILL.md) - Agent Skills index: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/agent-skills/SKILL.md) - OAuth or OIDC discovery: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-discovery/SKILL.md) - OAuth protected resource metadata: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/oauth-protected-resource/SKILL.md) - auth.md: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/auth-md/SKILL.md) - Web Bot Auth key directory: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/web-bot-auth/SKILL.md) - ARD capability manifest: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/ard/SKILL.md) - DNS-AID records: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/dns-aid/SKILL.md) - WebMCP tools on the page: no (how: https://isitagentready.com/.well-known/agent-skills/webmcp/SKILL.md) - JSON-LD for the business: no Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/the-flyingegg.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year. Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/the-flyingegg.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers. Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=the-flyingegg.co.uk&force=1