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title: What an AI agent reads on Teds Place · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/tedsplaceuk.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on Teds Place

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [tedsplaceuk.co.uk](https://tedsplaceuk.co.uk/), from the copy the scanner kept.

4,199

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Home - Teds Place - Gay bar Fulham London · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 4,199 characters:

```
Home - Teds Place - Gay bar Fulham London Home About Opening Times Club Nights Gallery Contacts Home About Opening Times Club Nights Gallery Contacts WELCOME TO TEDS PLACE Meet New People Fabswingers is a great place to meet new people for fun and friendship. Click the Banner. Check them out! Sunday the 18th Oct Teds Place will Celebrate its 36th Year Anniversary Party. 7pm until 2am Includes One Free Drink. Thursday 29th Oct Halloween Party 7pm until 2am 1 Bottle of Champagne Given to the Three Best Costumes. Mondays Tuesdays UNWRAPPED Thursday and Sunday Trans Night - at Teds Place. Fulham gay bar Fridays Cruise Control - men's night at Teds Place. Fulham gay bar 1st Sat of month DARE men's night at Teds Place. Fulham gay bar NAKED MATES MEET HERE Please Check Carefully to ensure we are open. OPENING TIMES MEN ONLY TUESDAY 7pm – 12am (Underwear night) FRIDAY 7pm – 12am (Cruise control) CLOSED WEDNESDAY SATURDAY WE OPEN THE 1st SATURDAY OF THE MONTH 6pm TILL 12 am ONLY FOR (DARE) CD, TRANS*, ADMIRERS & GAY MEN MONDAY 7pm-12am THURSDAY 7pm – 2am SUNDAY 7pm – 2am (See More) ENTRANCE £6.00 (ALL NIGHTS) BAR PRICES LAGERS (CAN & BOTTLES) £5.50 BITTER : (JOHN SMITHS £5.00) (LONDON PRIDE £6.00) GUINNESS £5.50 CIDER £5.50 VODKA/GIN/WHISKEY/BACARDI £4.50 ALL OTHER SPIRITS £5.00 PREMIUM SPIRITS £5.50 SHOTS / LIQUEURS £5.00 SMIRNOFF ICE £5.50 MIXERS £1.00 RED / WHITE / ROSE WINE BY THE GLASS £6.50 BY THE BOTTLE £20.00 PROSECCO BTL £25.00 CHAMPAGNE BTL £45.00 J20 £3.50 GINGER BEER £3.50 RED ALERT £3.50 SOFT DRINKS £3.00 ALCOHOL FREE BEER £5.00 STILL / SPARKLING WATER £2.50 PEANUTS / CRISPS £1.50 CLUB NIGHTS AT TEDS MONDAY Teds Local Be excited boys and girls. Teds local is back! On the 16th of January, our Monday nights begin again. From 7 pm till 12 am we invite you wonderful tra
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 1 (BreadcrumbList, EntryPoint, ListItem, PropertyValueSpecification, ReadAction, SearchAction) |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```