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title: What an AI agent reads on The Tea Room · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/tea-rooms.co.uk/agent-view?format=md
---

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# What an AI agent reads on The Tea Room

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. Below is what it gets from [tea-rooms.co.uk](https://tea-rooms.co.uk/), taken from the copy the scanner kept.

1,979

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Who We Are | Tea RoomsTea Rooms · language en-GB. First 1,800 of 1,979 characters:

```
Who We Are | Tea Rooms Tea Rooms Who We AreWakes and GatheringsOur LocationsBookingsContact Us BOOKINGS WHO WE ARE About Our Tea Rooms welcome At the heart of two of London and Essex’s most cherished memorial spaces, our funeral tea rooms offer more than just refreshments — they offer comfort, calm, and community. We proudly operate the South Essex Crematorium Tea Room in Upminster and the City of London Cemetery Tea Room in Manor Park, providing peaceful, welcoming spaces for families and visitors alike. Whether you’re joining us for a funeral wake, a celebration of life, or simply stopping by for tea and cake with loved ones, our caring team is here to make every visit thoughtful and respectful. Our venues are known for their homemade food, attentive service, and serene settings. With years of experience supporting families through moments of remembrance, we understand the importance of creating an environment that feels both personal and peaceful. Wakes & Gatherings At both our South Essex Crematorium Tea Room in Upminster and our City of London Cemetery Tea Room in Manor Park, we provide peaceful, welcoming spaces where families and friends can gather to celebrate and honour the life of a loved one. Learn more… Our Locations We proudly operate two welcoming tea rooms in peaceful, meaningful settings: the South Essex Crematorium Tea Room in Upminster and the City of London Cemetery Tea Room in Manor Park. Set within beautifully maintained grounds, both venues offer a calm and respectful environment for those attending funeral services, arranging wakes, or simply visiting for tea, coffee, and homemade cakes. Learn more… 07754 377 425 South Essex Crematorium southessextearoom@gmail.com City of London Cemetery londoncitytearoom@gmail.com Privacy Policy © 2026 Priva
```

 Facts

## What it can say about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | +447754377425 (a tel: link, not structured) |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

| Link | Role | Where it goes |
| --- | --- | --- |
| [tea-rooms.co.uk/bookings/](https://tea-rooms.co.uk/bookings/) | booking | the business's own site |

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","email":"hello@directindex.org","founder":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https://directindex.org/#antonio","name":"Antonio Curado","sameAs":["https://x.com/ab_curado"]},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```