# Tangle Teezer: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.tangleteezer.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/tangleteezer.com
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Tangle Teezer is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open Tangle Teezer's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +442039873521
- Address: 205 Stockwell Road, SW9 9SL, London
- Prices: 108 prices on the site, the middle one £15.00

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Tangle Teezer that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Brixton Therapy Centre (420 m): https://directindex.org/r/brixtontherapycentre.com
- HETHERINGTON AT THE PAVILION (420 m): https://directindex.org/r/pavilionmedicalcentre.co.uk
- Brixton Smiles Dental Clinic - Dentist Brixton (440 m): https://directindex.org/r/brixtonsmiles.co.uk
- Condor Dent (550 m): https://directindex.org/r/condordent.co.uk
- Body Alliance (600 m): https://directindex.org/r/bodyalliance.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (cloudflare_challenge). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (Dentist, MedicalClinic, Physiotherapy or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No online booking link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add an online appointment page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No list of services and prices found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they treat and what does it cost?' from directories instead. Add a page that lists services and prices as text, and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## What the site tells visitors (Measured, not scored)
- **108 prices on the landing page, the middle one £15.00.** In London, the middle price of comparable sites that show prices is £80.00.

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "LocalBusiness",
  "name": "Tangle Teezer",
  "url": "http://www.tangleteezer.com",
  "telephone": "+442039873521",
  "address": "205 Stockwell Road, SW9 9SL, London",
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.465314,
    "longitude": -0.115211
  }
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.

## Where it stands
4893 of 5012 in London dentists, clinics and vets. Top 98% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 98% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 6% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 97% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 30% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 42% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Blue Dental Care (C, 29 m, https://directindex.org/r/bluedentalcare.co.uk); Brixton Therapy Centre (C, 416 m, https://directindex.org/r/brixtontherapycentre.com); HETHERINGTON AT THE PAVILION (C, 421 m, https://directindex.org/r/pavilionmedicalcentre.co.uk); Brixton Smiles Dental Clinic - Dentist Brixton (B, 436 m, https://directindex.org/r/brixtonsmiles.co.uk); Condor Dent (C, 554 m, https://directindex.org/r/condordent.co.uk); Body Alliance (B, 599 m, https://directindex.org/r/bodyalliance.co.uk); Anchor Hanover - Bernard Sunley House (C, 632 m, https://directindex.org/r/anchor.org.uk); Bay Osteopath (B, 643 m, https://directindex.org/r/bayosteopath.com); Syed Kalimullah Sadiq (C, 684 m, https://directindex.org/r/orchardortho.com); SW9 Dental (B, 844 m, https://directindex.org/r/sw9dental.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London dentists, clinics and vets and named 79 places. Tangle Teezer wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-clinics/recommended


Compared with its peers: Sites built with Shopify 48% (24% A or B, 13925 sites); This site 0%.

See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/tangleteezer.com/agent-view

## Businesses like Tangle Teezer in London dentists, clinics and vets

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London dentists, clinics and vets | 5012 | 50% | 21% | 0% |
| Sites built with Shopify in London dentists, clinics and vets | 39 | 43% | 21% | 0% |

The best of the sites built with Shopify in London dentists, clinics and vets: One Day Tests (B 76.9%, https://directindex.org/r/onedaytests.com); Healthydoc Incorporated (B 75.4%, https://directindex.org/r/healthydoc.com); The Eye Place, Fitzrovia (B 75.4%, https://directindex.org/r/the-eye-place.co.uk); Dental Practice On The Hill (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/pearlywhitesuk.com); J L Sebagh (B 73.8%, https://directindex.org/r/drsebagh.com).

With the three fixes above (The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included; No structured data for the business; No online booking link on the website), the score would be about 84.6%. That would be 24th of 5,012 in London dentists, clinics and vets, up from 4893rd.

## The direct record
What agents get for Tangle Teezer, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/tangleteezer.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +442039873521

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got cloudflare_challenge); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/tangleteezer.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/tangleteezer.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=tangleteezer.com&force=1