# Swirles Barbers Uxbridge: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://www.swirlesbarbersuxbridge.co.uk/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/swirlesbarbersuxbridge.co.uk
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Swirles Barbers Uxbridge's website on 2026-10-21 (http 409). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Swirles Barbers Uxbridge's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: +441895913487
- Address: 7 Crescent Parade, UB10 0LG, Uxbridge

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Swirles Barbers Uxbridge that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- Manzilian (10 m): https://directindex.org/r/manzilian.co.uk
- Avani hair & beauty (580 m): https://directindex.org/r/avanicollections.com
- Zipandas Hair Studio (1.5 km): https://directindex.org/r/zipandas.co.uk
- HEADZ Hair Fixing (1.6 km): https://directindex.org/r/headzhairfixing.com

## What to fix first
- **The site couldn't be read at all.** The fetch failed with http_409.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
5979 of 6057 in London hairdressers and beauty salons. Top 99% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 95% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 11% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 98% | yes |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 18% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 59% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Manzilian (C, 5 m, https://directindex.org/r/manzilian.co.uk); Avani hair & beauty (B, 579 m, https://directindex.org/r/avanicollections.com); Lush Locks Hair By Donna Bailey (D, 654 m, https://directindex.org/r/theurbanrose.co.uk); Nuded (D, 782 m, https://directindex.org/r/nuded.co.uk); Sarah's Style Nails Hair & Diva Parties (F, 1170 m, https://directindex.org/r/weebly.com); Gorgias London (F, 1214 m, https://directindex.org/r/gorgiaslondon.com); Graceful Beauty Salon (F, 1400 m, https://directindex.org/r/gracefulbeautysalon.com); Zipandas Hair Studio (C, 1521 m, https://directindex.org/r/zipandas.co.uk); Leopard Lounge Hair and Beauty Salon (D, 1565 m, https://directindex.org/r/leopardlounge.co.uk); HEADZ Hair Fixing (B, 1583 m, https://directindex.org/r/headzhairfixing.com).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London hairdressers and beauty salons and named 85 places. Swirles Barbers Uxbridge wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-salons/recommended


## Businesses like Swirles Barbers Uxbridge in London hairdressers and beauty salons

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in London hairdressers and beauty salons | 6057 | 49% | 19% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in London hairdressers and beauty salons: Beauty Sculpt (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/beautysculpt.co.uk); Tranquilstate Professional Male Grooming (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/tranquilstate.co.uk); Amba Hair Boutique (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/ambablowdry.com); DJN Physios Tottenham Court Road (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/djnphysioslondon.co.uk); Najwa London Members - Only (A 93.8%, https://directindex.org/r/najwalondon.co.uk).

## The direct record
What agents get for Swirles Barbers Uxbridge, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/swirlesbarbersuxbridge.co.uk
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: +441895913487

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/swirlesbarbersuxbridge.co.uk/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/swirlesbarbersuxbridge.co.uk/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=swirlesbarbersuxbridge.co.uk&force=1