# Swingers: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://swingers.club/uk
Report: https://directindex.org/r/swingers.club
Scanned: 2026-10-21 (Provisional, with the action test and the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
Swingers is largely invisible to agents.
AI assistants can't open Swingers's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Address: Leadenhall Street 107-112 EC3A 4AF London

## Nearby, also direct
Places near Swingers that take a booking or an order on their own website, with no marketplace in between.
- The Sterling Bar & Kitchen (70 m): https://directindex.org/r/thesterlingbar.co.uk
- The Trinity Bell (110 m): https://directindex.org/r/thetrinitybell.co.uk
- The Old Tea Warehouse (120 m): https://directindex.org/r/theoldteawarehouse.co.uk

## What to fix first
- **The site turns away every visitor that isn't a browser, AI agents included.** (+25 points) A plain fetch was refused (cloudflare_challenge). Only a real browser got the page. Every AI crawler and agent gets turned away the same way, so Reachable scores 0 and the rest is measured on the page as the browser rendered it. Ask the host to let the AI user agents through. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/blocking-ai-crawlers-without-knowing
- **No structured data for the business.** (+15 points) Add schema.org JSON-LD for the business (CafeOrCoffeeShop, BarOrPub or the closest type, with name, address, telephone and openingHoursSpecification, plus servesCuisine). Every assistant reads this block first, and the fix kit below has it filled in. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/structured-data-restaurant
- **No booking or ordering link on the website.** (+15 points) There's no link on the site for an agent to follow. If you take bookings or orders through a platform, link to it from the site so agents can find it. Add a booking or ordering page on your own domain. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/book-direct-on-your-own-website
- **No menu or price list found.** (+7 points) Agents answer 'what do they offer?' from marketplaces instead. Add a page with the menu or price list and link to it from the homepage. Guide: https://directindex.org/guides/menu-pdf-ai

## Fix kit: What to paste

Structured data (JSON-LD). Paste it as one block in the page's head, or in the builder's custom code box. Change anything that's wrong.

```html
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
  "@context": "https://schema.org",
  "@type": "BarOrPub",
  "name": "Swingers",
  "url": "https://swingers.club/uk",
  "address": {
    "@type": "PostalAddress",
    "streetAddress": "Leadenhall Street 107-112",
    "postalCode": "EC3A 4AF",
    "addressLocality": "London"
  },
  "geo": {
    "@type": "GeoCoordinates",
    "latitude": 51.5139678,
    "longitude": -0.0804156
  }
}
</script>
```

## Already right
- **robots.txt lets AI crawlers in.** No rule blocks the main AI user agents.

## Where it stands
Not ranked yet in London cafes and bars.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 93% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 93% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 49% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 22% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Redcat Pub Company (F, 38 m, https://directindex.org/r/redcatpubcompany.com); The Sterling Bar & Kitchen (B, 66 m, https://directindex.org/r/thesterlingbar.co.uk); The Monument (F, 70 m, https://directindex.org/r/themonument.info); The Trinity Bell (A, 107 m, https://directindex.org/r/thetrinitybell.co.uk); Red Lion Coffee Co (D, 110 m, https://directindex.org/r/redlioncoffee.co.uk); The Old Tea Warehouse (B, 116 m, https://directindex.org/r/theoldteawarehouse.co.uk); The Alchemist (F, 138 m, https://directindex.org/r/thealchemistbars.com); Lloyds Coffee Shop (F, 181 m, https://directindex.org/r/lmalloyds.com); The Lion Houndsditch (D, 185 m, https://directindex.org/r/lionec3.co.uk); East India Arms (F, 201 m, https://directindex.org/r/eastindiaarms.co.uk).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.

The assistants were asked 12 everyday questions about London cafes and bars and named 83 places. Swingers wasn't one of them. See who was named: https://directindex.org/city/london-cafes-bars/recommended


See what an AI agent reads on this site: https://directindex.org/r/swingers.club/agent-view

## The direct record
What agents get for Swingers, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/swingers.club
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Can an agent transact?
Measured, not scored (the score stays at spec v1.0).
- UCP profile (/.well-known/ucp, Google and Shopify's Universal Commerce Protocol): no
- ACP discovery document (/.well-known/acp.json, OpenAI and Stripe's Agentic Commerce Protocol): no
- MCP server card (/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json): no
- Ordering vendor that takes agent orders (Square, Toast, or a vendor whose terms allow agents): no

Only a real browser got this page (a plain fetch got cloudflare_challenge); Readable and Actionable were measured on the rendered page.

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 15 (the action test: pending) |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/swingers.club/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/swingers.club/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=swingers.club&force=1