# Suicide Sue: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: http://suicidesue.com
Report: https://directindex.org/r/suicidesue.com
Scanned: 2026-10-17 (Provisional, with the assistant citation check still to come. The hatched part of the bar isn't measured yet.)
The scanner couldn't reach Suicide Sue's website on 2026-10-17 (challenge:attention required). Rescans are free.
AI assistants can't open Suicide Sue's website, so they go by what other sites say about it.

## Direct links
- Phone: 030 64834745

## What to fix first

- **The site couldn't be read at all.** There's a bot challenge in front of the site (challenge:attention required), so a plain fetch never gets to the page. A real browser tried too and got challenge:title.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Where it stands
2340 of 2381 in Berlin cafes and bars. Top 98% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top 10% of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 91% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 57% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no block at the server or in robots.txt) | 90% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 24% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 25% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Häppies (D, 19 m, https://directindex.org/r/haeppies.de); AbbauBar (F, 116 m, https://directindex.org/r/danziger50.de); Hoffels (C, 126 m, https://directindex.org/r/hoffels-waffelcafe.de); Café Lyrik (F, 183 m, https://directindex.org/r/cafe-lyrik.de); werkstatt der süße (D, 188 m, https://directindex.org/r/werkstatt-der-suesse.de); Colombina Café (F, 195 m, https://directindex.org/r/colombina.cooking); Bryggeri Helsinki (F, 198 m, https://directindex.org/r/bryggeri.de); Højmark Roasters (F, 202 m, https://directindex.org/r/hoejmarkroasters.com); Asmen Feinkost (F, 213 m, https://directindex.org/r/asmen-feinkost.de); Kindercafe Spielzimmer (A, 215 m, https://directindex.org/r/spielzimmer.berlin).

## What assistants answer
The assistants haven't been asked about this business yet. They're asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about any business as soon as it's claimed. Claim this page to be included.


## Businesses like Suicide Sue in Berlin cafes and bars

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Berlin cafes and bars | 2381 | 41% | 11% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Berlin cafes and bars: AVUS-Treff Spinner-Brücke (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/spinner-bruecke.de); Kindercafe Spielzimmer (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/spielzimmer.berlin); Cafe Friedrichs (A 96.9%, https://directindex.org/r/cafefriedrichs.com); Café Prana (A 96.3%, https://directindex.org/r/cafeprana.de); Berlin Icebar - Polar Expedition (A 95.4%, https://directindex.org/r/berlinicebar.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Suicide Sue, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/suicidesue.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: 030 64834745

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/suicidesue.com/plan): the assistants are asked again every month, and you see what changed. 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/suicidesue.com/deep. Ten questions phrased the way people ask them, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF. 5 EUR, paid once. Reading and scanning stay free. These few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=suicidesue.com&force=1