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title: What an AI agent reads on Stooges’ Funhouse · The Direct Index
url: https://directindex.org/r/stooges.nl/agent-view?format=md
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# What an AI agent reads on Stooges’ Funhouse

An assistant's crawler fetches the page once, without running JavaScript, and reads the text, the structured data and the links. This is that view of [stooges.nl](https://stooges.nl/), from the copy the scanner kept.

2,770

characters of text without JavaScript

none

structured data for the business

0

of 3 AI crawlers turned away at the edge

 Text

## The words an agent gets

Title: Stooges' · language en-US. First 1,800 of 2,770 characters:

```
Stooges' Skip to content HOME ABOUT BERGWEG FUNHOUSE Sandwich Cult CONTACT STOOGES' Sandwich cult STOOGES' FUNHOUSE STOOGES' BERGWEG STOOGES - BETTER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE - STOOGES - BETTER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE - STOOGES - BETTER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE - STOOGES - BETTER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE ABOUT STOOGES' Hey you! Welcome to Stooges’ Funhouse — the place where everything is just a little better than it needs to be.We’re a bar & kitchen serving what might just be one of the best burgers you’ve ever had, cocktails that are as fun as they are delicious, and wines that seriously deliver. Whether you’re in for a proper meal, a spontaneous night out, or “just one drink” that turns into a few more — you’re in the right place.Keep an eye on our socials, because every now and then we like to throw a party you don’t want to miss.Already ate? No problem. The bar’s open till late, so you’re always welcome to drop by for a drink in our beautiful (if we may say so ourselves) spot.See you at Stooges OUR FOOD Burgers are where it all started — and yes, they’re still kind of our thing. It’s what made us famous in the first place. But at Stooges’ Funhouse, it doesn’t stop there.Think epic lunch sandwiches, juicy BBQ chicken, loaded oysters, and more goodness where that came from.All our sauces are homemade, we use top-quality meat and ingredients and a whole lot of it gets smoked in-house on our Traeger smoker.Our motto? “It doesn’t matter what you make, as long as you do it extremely well.”That’s exactly what we’re here to do. MERCH Yes, we’ve got merch. And not the boring kind. High-quality shirts, screen printed by @buzzeefdruk and designed by local artists. Limited drops. They sell out fast. So swing by the Funhouse and grab yours while you can. CATERING Got a company nearby and want to s
```

 Facts

## What it can state about the business

| A business type in JSON-LD | no |
| Name | no |
| Telephone | no |
| Address | no |
| Opening hours | no |
| Menu or price list | nothing |
| Cuisine in structured data | no |
| JSON-LD blocks | 0 |

 Actions

## The links it would act on

No booking or ordering link found. An agent has nothing to act on.

Everything here comes from one fetch of the homepage as a crawler; the [report](https://directindex.org/r/stooges.nl) turns it into a score and fixes, with a kit to paste.

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```json
{"@context":"https://schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https://directindex.org/#org","name":"The Direct Index","url":"https://directindex.org/","logo":"https://directindex.org/favicon.svg","founder":{"@type":"Person","name":"Antonio Curado"},"description":"Independent measurement of whether AI agents can find, read and act on a business's own website."},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https://directindex.org/#site","url":"https://directindex.org/","name":"The Direct Index","publisher":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"},"inLanguage":"en","potentialAction":{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https://directindex.org/scan?url={url}"},"query-input":"required name=url"}},{"@type":"WebAPI","name":"The Direct Index API","url":"https://directindex.org/openapi.json","documentation":"https://directindex.org/llms-full.txt","provider":{"@id":"https://directindex.org/#org"}}]}
```