# Something's Fishy: Agent-Direct Score F (0%)

Site: https://www.somethingsfishyonline.com/
Report: https://directindex.org/r/somethingsfishyonline.com
Scanned: 2026-10-15 (Provisional: the assistant citation check still to come; the hatched part of the bar is not measured yet.)
Something's Fishy's website could not be reached by the scanner on 2026-10-15 (cloudflare challenge). Rescans are free.
AI assistants cannot open the website of Something's Fishy, so they rely on what other sites say about it.

## What to fix first
- **The site could not be read at all.** A bot challenge stands in front of the site (cloudflare_challenge); a plain fetch never reaches the page. A real browser was tried as well and got browser: Unable to create new browser: code: 429: message: Rate limit exceeded.

## Already right
- Nothing.

## Since the scan of 2026-10-14 (F then)
- Fixed: nothing
- New: nothing

## Where it stands
1369 of 1438 in Los Angeles. Top 95% of the sites scanned in this index.

| What the top tenth of the index does | Top 10% | This site |
|---|---|---|
| Take bookings or orders on their own domain | 100% | no |
| Publish the menu or price list as HTML | 99% | no |
| Let AI crawlers in (no edge block, no robots.txt block) | 96% | no |
| Structured data with address, phone and hours | 46% | no |
| Have an llms.txt | 20% | no |

Nearest places in the index: Shirin (B, 37 m, https://directindex.org/r/shirinrestaurant.com); Paris Baguette (F, 62 m, https://directindex.org/r/parisbaguette.com); Nick The Greek (B, 89 m, https://directindex.org/r/nickthegreek.com); Tatsuki (C, 179 m, https://directindex.org/r/tatsukirestaurants.com); Casalena (A, 705 m, https://directindex.org/r/casalena.la); Prose Kitchen & Bar (A, 755 m, https://directindex.org/r/eatatprose.com); Tomato Pie Pizza Joint (B, 1257 m, https://directindex.org/r/tomatopiepizzajoint.com); Old New York Deli & Bakery Co. (C, 1707 m, https://directindex.org/r/oldnewyork.com); Lucille's Smokehouse BBQ (B, 1730 m, https://directindex.org/r/lucillesbbq.com); Pressed Juicery (D, 1766 m, https://directindex.org/r/pressed.com).

## What assistants answer
Not asked yet. Assistants are asked about the top-ranked businesses in each city index, and about every claimed business the moment it is claimed; claim this page to be included.

## Businesses like Something's Fishy in Los Angeles

| Group | Sites | Avg score | A or B | This site |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Businesses of the same kind in Los Angeles | 1438 | 53% | 39% | 0% |

The best of the businesses of the same kind in Los Angeles: Avenue Italy (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/avenueitaly.com); Barrique (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/barriquevenice.com); Dtown Pizzeria (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/dtownpizzeria.com); Fogo de Chão (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/fogodechao.com); Inkwell Tavern (A 100%, https://directindex.org/r/inkwelltavern.com).

## The direct record
What agents get for Something's Fishy, as JSON: https://directindex.org/api/direct/somethingsfishyonline.com
- Book: none on record
- Order: none on record
- Menu: none on record
- Hours: none on record
- Phone: none on record

## Score breakdown
| Component | Points | Available |
|---|---|---|
| Reachable | 0 | 25 |
| Readable | 0 | 25 |
| Actionable | 0 | 30 |
| Cited | 0 | 0 (the assistant citation check: pending) |

## Agent readiness (Cloudflare)
Not measured for this scan.
- JSON-LD for the business: no

Keep watching this business (https://directindex.org/r/somethingsfishyonline.com/plan): the assistants asked again every month, with what changed; 2 EUR a month or 19 EUR a year.
Deep report: https://directindex.org/r/somethingsfishyonline.com/deep. Ten questions the way people ask, each assistant's full answer, the eight nearest similar places, the fix plan and a PDF: 5 EUR, one-off. Reading and scanning stay free; these few euros pay for the questions sent to the assistants and for the servers.
Methodology: https://directindex.org/methodology · Rescan now: https://directindex.org/scan?url=somethingsfishyonline.com&force=1